FAT!

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  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Its easy. Fat is a Soul-less being that wants to make everyone unhappy. It is a product of the devil. Exercise is the only way to kill this being from your body. Like demons it does not disappear but instead finds another body to habitat. Its a never ending process but it only attacks the weak and is afraid of those who work hard
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    "Fat" is long chain hydrocarbon molecules. When you "burn" it or oxidize it, those molecules are converted into smaller molecules (eventually, in its simplest form breathed out as carbon dioxide). The energy given off when breaking chemical bonds to make those smaller molecules is used by your body as mechanical and heat energy.

    Disclaimer: This explaination is so oversimplified, it's almost not true.

    They need a lol button
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    mine gets sucked out through a tube and into a plastic bag .. then they turn it into soap (once they have pulled the harpoon outta my ar5e)
  • msrottie
    msrottie Posts: 7
    That's awesome! So when I am huffing and puffing while I am working out, all those exhales are fat leaving my body? So inspired right now...gonna grab the dog and take a second walk uphill this time!
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    mine gets sucked out through a tube and into a plastic bag .. then they turn it into soap (once they have pulled the harpoon outta my ar5e)

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    No offense, but DUH!!!!

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  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    JESUS TAKES IT AWAY

    BUT ONLY IF YOU PRAY HARD ENOUGH

    We have a winner.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Actually the right answer is it leaves the body via pee. You'll know for sure you'll losing fat if you see white fatty blobs in your pee...think chicken fat/skin looking type of *kitten*...
  • JennyLisT
    JennyLisT Posts: 402 Member
    It turns into these cute little creatures, and they climb out your window while you are sleeping!!

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    WHOVIANS FTW!

    Yes! I wish that is how it actually worked. Not a bad diet plan, and they're cute.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    You fart it out.

    This one makes the most sense to me =)
  • acrynne
    acrynne Posts: 74 Member
    Adipose! LMAO!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,895 Member
    In the darkest part of the night while you're lying in bed, exhausted from your work-out and deeply in REM sleep, the tiny Fat Faery slides into your room and quietly liposuctions away your fat...


    I *knew* the Fat Faery was real, UncleMac! :laugh:
    After doing a sanitary homogenization on the collected fat (safety first), the Fat Faery delivers it to unbelievers. We're safe.

    UM NO. Do you even have scientific proof to back this up?? It's GARDEN GNOMES who cart it away in wheelbarrows and use it to fertilize the lawn. Get your facts straight before you start spreading dangerous misinformation!!
    The Fat Faery subcontracts the non-technical work like cartage out to the Gnomes but still oversees the operation. That whole "fertilize the lawn" thing is just an urban legend the Gnomes started when they were caught overcharging because they mistakenly thought a pound of muscle was heavier than a pound of fat.
  • rexzmumu
    rexzmumu Posts: 95 Member
    trying to delete my comment so... go on please
  • youallonsy
    youallonsy Posts: 95 Member
    Once stored fat is converted to energy, your body uses it to fuel activity and metabolic functions in much the same way it uses immediate energy from food. Waste material produced during the conversion of body fat into energy, specifically water and carbon dioxide, leaves your body through urine, sweat and exhaling.

    http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/2605/how-does-mass-leave-the-body-when-you-lose-weight

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/325306-how-does-fat-leave-your-body-when-you-lose-weight/

    It is plagiarism to quote someone without giving a reference. Bad form kcwebguy, ... bad form indeed.
  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
    When we burn fat, where does it go? What does it turn into, and how does it leave our bodies?

    Thermodynamics. You said it yourself, "When we BURN [emphasis mine] fat..." It is burned as fuel, like gas in your car or coal at the electric plant. It leaves your body as energy--work and heat. Your question is the same as "Where does the gas go when I drive my car?"

    (And for the scientists here--yes, I oversimplified. The answer still applies.)
  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
    Once stored fat is converted to energy, your body uses it to fuel activity and metabolic functions in much the same way it uses immediate energy from food. Waste material produced during the conversion of body fat into energy, specifically water and carbon dioxide, leaves your body through urine, sweat and exhaling.

    http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/2605/how-does-mass-leave-the-body-when-you-lose-weight

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/325306-how-does-fat-leave-your-body-when-you-lose-weight/

    It is plagiarism (theft) to quote someone without giving a reference. Bad form kcwebguy, bad form indeed.

    It is indeed plagiarism, but not (necessarily) theft. In the context here, it certainly is not theft. But more important, references provide evidence that the person making the claim has some verifiable authority in the subject (or not).
  • healthyCAL
    healthyCAL Posts: 41 Member
    Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so....If I am losing weight then someone else is gaining it.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,895 Member
    Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so....If I am losing weight then someone else is gaining it.
    Another Fat Faery adherent.
  • anthemforagirl
    anthemforagirl Posts: 81
    It turns into these cute little creatures, and they climb out your window while you are sleeping!!

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    YAY!
  • zoeluiisa
    zoeluiisa Posts: 392
    Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so....If I am losing weight then someone else is gaining it.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    What do burned fat dreams of when it takes burned fat snooze...
  • jenbk2
    jenbk2 Posts: 614 Member
    If I poop and it is floating I know that fat is coming out... right????? lol
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