I'm a 18yo female home alone - parents out of town...

GorillaEsq
GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
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Hhahahaha gotcha.
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  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    Lol!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Dangit, I was looking forward to telling a whippersnapper to get a damn job! Way to build a girl's hopes up.
  • Ruthe8
    Ruthe8 Posts: 423 Member
    You know we can see who posted this before clicking on it, right? Also, 18 is legal.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You know we can see who posted this before clicking on it, right? Also, 18 is legal.
    You mean the statutory age of majority that is regimented pursuant state law, and varies jurisdiction to jurisdiction? Yes, thank you. I was present that day in law school.
  • Ruthe8
    Ruthe8 Posts: 423 Member
    Then why the Chris Hansen, if you realize it's not underage? Doesn't make sense. But you usually don't.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Then why the Chris Hansen, if you realize it's not underage? Doesn't make sense. But you usually don't.
    A. It's a joke.
    B. If I would have said "16," you would have been crying about that as well. It really doesn't matter what I post, does it... you simply can't help yourself.

    But making you dance amuses me. ;)
  • proudarmywife06
    proudarmywife06 Posts: 213 Member
    Thats awesome! lol
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    LMAO.....It's the new Rick Roll!!
  • Momma_Grizz
    Momma_Grizz Posts: 294 Member
    LOL funny :laugh:
  • jamielovesjbs
    jamielovesjbs Posts: 154 Member
    lol!!!
  • kobashi
    kobashi Posts: 164
    755084.png

    Hhahahaha gotcha.
    You do know that 18 years old is legal age right?
  • sleonardbranson
    sleonardbranson Posts: 161
    Lol......Now that was funny:)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You do know that 18 years old is legal age right?
    Sure. But... why don't you have a seat... right over here.
  • nikic50
    nikic50 Posts: 209
    You know we can see who posted this before clicking on it, right? Also, 18 is legal.
    You mean the statutory age of majority that is regimented pursuant state law, and varies jurisdiction to jurisdiction? Yes, thank you. I was present that day in law school.
    I think this is what gets girls going...a guy that knows what he's talking about....HOT!

    Edit: at least Gorilla does...very hot :)
  • skolvikes5
    skolvikes5 Posts: 73
    I knew this thread would be a knee slapper. Well done! :laugh:
  • lostinthe619
    lostinthe619 Posts: 98
    Esq, you crack me up bro! Thanks for the laugh.
    Doesn't make sense. But you usually don't.

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  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • deedeehopes
    deedeehopes Posts: 39 Member
    Pahahaha xD damn..
  • Temporalia
    Temporalia Posts: 1,151 Member
    :laugh: Awesome!
  • JRaeZins
    JRaeZins Posts: 171 Member
    I was just going to say "Don't do anything stupid while your parents are away!" Classic mom advice!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Ah, you just brought back fond memories.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I finally understand. So, all this time the photos of you have all been fake. And the big words? Just using google?
  • newCourtney
    newCourtney Posts: 168 Member
    BWahahahaha!
  • Kearsed
    Kearsed Posts: 70 Member
    but 18s legal...
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Only you could come up with something as funny as this!!! You so crack me up!
  • smokinjackd
    smokinjackd Posts: 341
    So, uhhhh, where is she, ....am I gonna be on da TV's?
  • traceylynns
    traceylynns Posts: 155 Member
    I love when you open a Topic and it is not at all what you think it was going to be! lol
  • Restybaby2012
    Restybaby2012 Posts: 568 Member
    Then why the Chris Hansen, if you realize it's not underage? Doesn't make sense. But you usually don't.
    A. It's a joke.
    B. If I would have said "16," you would have been crying about that as well. It really doesn't matter what I post, does it... you simply can't help yourself.

    But making you dance amuses me. ;)

    Priceless!!!!!!





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  • missjennifer1966
    missjennifer1966 Posts: 143 Member
    We need a like button on here! lol!!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I finally understand. So, all this time the photos of you have all been fake. And the big words? Just using google?
    Yes, my tiny, insecure little friend. If only I were attractive, intelligent and accomplished...

    In the meantime, go Google "Napoleon Complex" and spend this lovely Sunday afternoon engaged in self-reflection.

    You're welcome.

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