How has SwannySez made your life better?

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
This great man has opened my eyes to so many wonderful things that have enriched my life and made me a better human being. I know he has done the same for you, so take a moment and share here the wonders that this Golden God has imparted and how he makes you a better person simply by his existence.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    .....I don't even know him.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Swanny makes my girl parts tingle - and not just from the STD's he gave me! *thumbs up*
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    I sit around waiting for the friend request that has never come, so he made my life better by letting me know how unworthy I am.
  • DangerSass
    DangerSass Posts: 124 Member
    Swanny makes me look over my shoulder...I know he's out there somewhere.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    .....I don't even know him.

    Does anyone truly "know" Swanny? (not counting the boys from his Thailand trip at least)
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    Swanny is always there for me. He has so kindly volunteered to check all my pics before I post them so I don't get in trouble on mfp. The ones that he thinks are too risqué, he disposes of for me.

    Well, that's what he tells me anyway...
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    .....I don't even know him.

    Does anyone truly "know" Swanny? (not counting the boys from his Thailand trip at least)

    i thought we were all sworn never to speak of Bangcok.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    .....I don't even know him.

    Does anyone truly "know" Swanny? (not counting the boys from his Thailand trip at least)

    i thought we were all sworn never to speak of Bangcok.

    as long as it is still up on YouTube, it is fair game.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    My life better??
    His life is better now that the soreness is going away.
    Had him walking funny for a while.
  • Ms_Steel
    Ms_Steel Posts: 125
    I am close to trapping him in my web.
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    How has Swanny made my life better? Well mostly, I've reacted well to Thorazine withdrawal, and with Swanny's voice in my head, I've memorized a lot more show tunes.
  • HarleyQuinn_12
    HarleyQuinn_12 Posts: 363 Member
    I just met Swanny, I have already developed a rash.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I could probably make his life better...
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    He doesn't know it yet, but I'm stalking him...
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    He taught me some things that everybody cool is doing. But I can't talk about them, in case someone uncool learns about it.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Got Porn?

    ... :yawn:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Swanny has taught me how to swear more effiecently and for greater comic effect, especially in the confessional. The strings of profanity from my mouth are now legendary.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    He gave me a reach around.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    He gave me a reach around.

    He told me that was our secret. Hm.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Haven't contracted anything from him yet....looks like I'm missing out. Sad panda.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    He has taught me what true love really is, and what hot sex should be.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    He taught me that taking a big one for the team is better than giving a big one!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I gave him my heart... he gave me a fungal infection. ::sigh::
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    he make me look like a better human being. :laugh:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Oh that silly Swanny
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    He makes me smile even when I'm cranky :)
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Swanny is my hero, and everything I would like to be. I can fly higher than an eagle, because he's the wind beneath my wings.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    He has insipred me to become nummier.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    He doesn't know it yet, but I'm stalking him...

    This!

    He is hysterical and he works one block away....
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