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What every single girl office worker needs

Moofey2
Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...

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  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • BenChase
    BenChase Posts: 169
    you had me at "a ripped shirt"....sadly i kept reading :laugh:
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:

    HELL NO! everyone deserves that!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Enjoy. But myself.......eww I don't need some strangers grubby hands all over me/
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.

    Try duct tape....
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!
  • embercakez
    embercakez Posts: 141
    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!

    but if he wants to get on his knees and do a little licky licky then so be it.
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.

    Try duct tape....
    I think that if you took a poll and people had to choose either the back rub dude & a crappy tape dispenser or a state of the art super awesome tape dispenser that you might be surprised by the results ...
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Do I have to be a girl?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Oh... I thought it was Whiteout. :wink:
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply

    Steve....let me send you the address lol

    Very nice ;-)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!

    but if he wants to get on his knees and do a little licky licky then so be it.

    Awww Moofy need rubby rubby licky licky
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Honestly, as a straight man I would take that. I need a damned massage, I don't care if it's a hot girl, a hot guy or a greased up orangutan.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Honestly, as a straight man I would take that. I need a damned massage, I don't care if it's a hot girl, a hot guy or a greased up orangutan.

    Greased up chimps are better, trust me.
  • unJunk
    unJunk Posts: 29
    I was thinking a good hard licking Behind that fake ficus tree in the corner of the marketing department
  • missjennifer1966
    missjennifer1966 Posts: 143 Member
    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply

    You're hired!! Be at my house asap!! LOLOLOL!!
  • almarsala
    almarsala Posts: 168 Member
    I need to get on the chit chat forums more, it's dirty in here
  • ExtraordinaryMachine80
    ExtraordinaryMachine80 Posts: 16
    Can the ripped shirtless guy crawl under my desk? Because that's really where my tension is released.....
  • unJunk
    unJunk Posts: 29
    Can the ripped shirtless guy crawl under my desk? Because that's really where my tension is released.....

    THats what I said a girl needs a good long hard lickin'
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