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Moofey2
Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
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  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • BenChase
    BenChase Posts: 169
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    you had me at "a ripped shirt"....sadly i kept reading :laugh:
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:

    HELL NO! everyone deserves that!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Enjoy. But myself.......eww I don't need some strangers grubby hands all over me/
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
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    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
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    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.

    Try duct tape....
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!
  • embercakez
    embercakez Posts: 141
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    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!

    but if he wants to get on his knees and do a little licky licky then so be it.
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
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    I thought this would be a thread about tape dispensers. My bad, as you were.

    Try duct tape....
    I think that if you took a poll and people had to choose either the back rub dude & a crappy tape dispenser or a state of the art super awesome tape dispenser that you might be surprised by the results ...
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Do I have to be single?
    Do I have to work in an office?
    Do I have to work?

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Do I have to be a girl?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Oh... I thought it was Whiteout. :wink:
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
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    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply

    Steve....let me send you the address lol

    Very nice ;-)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Ah! but make sure he doesn't have kids or want to have sex with you....that would ruin EVERYTHING!

    but if he wants to get on his knees and do a little licky licky then so be it.

    Awww Moofy need rubby rubby licky licky
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    Honestly, as a straight man I would take that. I need a damned massage, I don't care if it's a hot girl, a hot guy or a greased up orangutan.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Honestly, as a straight man I would take that. I need a damned massage, I don't care if it's a hot girl, a hot guy or a greased up orangutan.

    Greased up chimps are better, trust me.
  • unJunk
    unJunk Posts: 29
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    I was thinking a good hard licking Behind that fake ficus tree in the corner of the marketing department
  • missjennifer1966
    missjennifer1966 Posts: 143 Member
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    A ripped shirtless masseuse to give you and hour long back massage every day...
    where do i apply

    You're hired!! Be at my house asap!! LOLOLOL!!
  • almarsala
    almarsala Posts: 168 Member
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    I need to get on the chit chat forums more, it's dirty in here
  • ExtraordinaryMachine80
    ExtraordinaryMachine80 Posts: 16
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    Can the ripped shirtless guy crawl under my desk? Because that's really where my tension is released.....

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