call it what it is...

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about i
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
Oh me!

Hi Me, I'm a Me too. How is your "me"ness treating you today? Last night my "me"ness was being a big ole baby and I wanted my children or my husband to turn into my mother and pat me on the head and cover me with blankets and kisses and tell me I didn't have anything that I had to do because she'd just do it... *sigh* Today, my "me"ness is happy to be here on the MFP and to have a tasty rum and diet cream soda to enjoy while I wait for my husband to come home so we can waste lots of hours playing a frivolous video game but having fun while we do it.

Your "me"ness seems nice for a headless body encased in what seems to be black fabric. I would learn more about your "me"ness by visiting your profile but then I'd lose this page and in 20 seconds this post might be lost to the other spamilicious posts in this discussion forum. So, how bout you tell me some of your "me"ness so that I can ooo and awwww over you appropriately.

And here is where I say, "we all paint, 'hap-hap-happy' clouds" and bonus points to those of you who know who I'm referencing there.

So why don't we stop with all the "would you date the person above you", "rate the person above you", "what is sexy about the person above you" and just say what we really want.....attention. Lets call it "give me attention" cause I feel like crap today....or just could use a little pick me up.....So I will start.......if you some attention (and lets face it, most of us do sometimes) Then just comment "ME" and see what happens...I will start.

ME :laugh:

Hey, you have false advertising on your thumbnail!!! I went to your profile and you do actually have a head and that black fabric turns out to be a dress! OMG.

Bob Ross would be turning over in his grave right now!

Not really, I'm just bored and impatient and giving you a shameless bump...