Best Group on MFP for the big guys

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downsizinghoss
downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
in Motivation and Support
The legends of old tell of a race of giants. Men of great power, strength, stamina, and stunning good looks that used to roam the countryside looting and pillaging all who stood before them.

Villagers cowered in fear and hid their women, their beer, and their bacon. It was to no avail however. The great warriors came forth and in their fury lay waste to all before them.

Unfortunately, along the way, the warriors began to realize that all of the beer, beef, and broads was beginning to show. It soon became obvious that the only thing that surpassed their power was their own waistlines. It was at that point, after a bad night with some cheap beer that I had a vision.

In my sleep I saw The Hat. The noble chapeau made from the finest cookie monster pelts, and the horns of the fabled Bedrock Water Buffalo. It was a symbol. An icon to the giants that still roamed the land. A beacon that draws us together and binds us.

It was on that day in the winter of 2012 that The Royal Order of Middle Aged Fat Men was born from the fires of Kingsford along the river Bud.

All Hail The Hat! (AHTH)

The best group of guys on the net, and I couldn't ask for better friends.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/4270-the-royal-order-of-middle-aged-fat-men

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  • Ms_Steel
    Ms_Steel Posts: 125
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    i want to be president of your fan club.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,042 Member
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    Have I told you yet today that I love you? :heart:
    And I'm totally grabbing the hat the next time I tackle you!! :smooched:
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    Can broads join the group?

    Have bacon and beer and .... "Broadly things"

    No hat : (
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    AHTH
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    Let the pillaging begin! All Hail the Hat!
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    Can broads join the group?

    Have bacon and beer and .... "Broadly things"

    How many good Fridays started with those words. But I've been fooled before. Show me the Bacon.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    How do I join this elite group and, more importantly, when do I get my hat? :drinker:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,804 Member
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    Best poobah/motavator on Mfp. That is Hose. All hail the Hat
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
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    I want a hat too!
  • bharriscar
    bharriscar Posts: 91 Member
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    To the Hat, the Horn & the Hoss!!!
  • teejayjancik
    teejayjancik Posts: 46 Member
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    Iconic wisdom from an inconic (and down right funny) leader!! All Hail the Pooh-Bah! All hail the hat!
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
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    Best group of manly men on MFP without a doubt! All hail the hat!!!
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    How do I join this elite group and, more importantly, when do I get my hat? :drinker:
    Click on the link in the first post.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Fantastic!!! Where do I sign up to be a cheerleader? :bigsmile:
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    Can broads join the group?

    Have bacon and beer and .... "Broadly things"

    How many good Fridays started with those words. But I've been fooled before. Show me the Bacon.

    My bacon is FAB ; )
  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
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    Oh man, I love you guys!

    I'm offering my topless bartending services :drinker:

    Am I in? :devil:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,804 Member
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    Bump- AHTH

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