Your first impression...

My mustache isn't big enough

I should look way less miserable when I am standing next to Alexis Mateo with my hand nearly on her butt. I wasn't even miserable. I just look it. I guess I was trying to keep my cool while standing next to perfection.

i need less cheek and more bone (ACK!)

Just my typical "really now?" face

Also I need to do something about my under eye dark circles haha

innocent and sweet

I have an explosive personality and I might just take the nuclear option.

That's funny!

Just my typical "really now?" face

Also I need to do something about my under eye dark circles haha

Get a "Garnier Skin Renew Anti-Dark Circle Eye Roller". I'm a dude. I use it when I have bags for no reason. It totally works, even for me. Wal-Mart has a generic version for a few bucks cheaper. Maybe 7-9 bucks. That one works too. If you don't believe it will work just put it under one eye for 10 minutes and look in the mirror.

This is the one I have in my car:
http://www.amazon.com/Garnier-Renew-Anti-Puff-Roller-Fluid/dp/B001DPMETG

My wife uses the dark circles one:
http://www.amazon.com/Garnier-Anti-Dark-Circle-Roller-0-50-Fluid/dp/B003RF82RI/ref=sr_1_1?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1348629013&sr=1-1&keywords=garnier+dark+circle+eye+roller

Protein SHAAAAAAAAAKE

God damn I am one handsome son of a B

Lol

Gosh that was a really good beer....wish I was back in York at The House of Trembling Madness!!

Also really bad hair from trying on too many frocks!!

I rock the glasses look!!!

Someone who is driven and very focused on what he wants out of life.

When I got this dress there was another one that was stunning and I regret not buying it.