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The Walmart Game

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
You can only buy 3 items.

What do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

    Ketchup
    Tampons
    A single fork
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Duct tape, butcher knife, and a hoodie
  • Cucumber Vaseline and Advil
  • emilydumarce
    emilydumarce Posts: 46 Member
    lmao
  • Cheetos, laxatives, and a Megadeth album.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    hot sauce, Extenz, baby wipes
  • bloodysore
    bloodysore Posts: 77 Member
    Barbie
    Candy
    Lube
  • MSxJENNY
    MSxJENNY Posts: 106 Member
    I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

    LOL! I would be too.
  • jerbear67
    jerbear67 Posts: 247 Member
    I don't think I could buy any three items that would freak out the cashiers at the wal-mart near me!
  • KY Jelly, red lipstick and a goldfish
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    A whole chicken
    gloves
    vaseline
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I use to work as a Wal-mart cashier and nothing ever really "freaked" me out. However, I had, on multiple occasions, women who purchased tampons, condoms, and a pregnancy test at the same time. That just made me wonder.....

    edited to fix my double negative
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I once checked out with a Brokeback Mountain DVD, an economy bottle of KY, and some breath mints.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    x giggles x
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
    I don't think I could buy any three items that would freak out the cashiers at the wal-mart near me!

    Ha! That's exactly what I was thinking...they've probably seen it all.

    But just for fun...

    Rope, Ski mask, Lighter fluid
  • Bread crackers and beer
  • Justkeepswimmin
    Justkeepswimmin Posts: 777 Member
    KY Jelly, red lipstick and a goldfish

    Goldfish wins! IMO
  • Ax, shovel, and either a book about how to save your marriage or a thing of ductape
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Bread, peanut butter, and KY Jelly. Mmmm...PBJ.
  • A whole chicken
    gloves
    vaseline
    :laugh:
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