Best or Worst Pick Up Lines?

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The_New_Christina
The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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Bored at work. Give me your best or worst pick up lines and make me smile today!!!

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  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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    From a girl to a guy: "Those pants look really good on you, but they'd look even better on the floor of my bedroom!"
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    I think I need to go to the doctor. I have a strange growth on my arm.... right HERE *flex*. There's one on the other arm too.
  • xuntitledx
    xuntitledx Posts: 19
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    Have to go with the classic just cause it makes me laugh.

    Guy: " Did that hurt"
    Girl: " What"
    Guy: When you feel from heaven just now"

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
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    Darn, I only have 10 grand left on my credit card.....
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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    Darn, I only have 10 grand left on my credit card.....

    I could see myself falling for that one!! lol
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    "do you have a mirror in your pants, I can see myself in them" WORST. Gross.
  • snipalicous
    snipalicous Posts: 69
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    I can't breathe, I need you to give me mouth to mouth

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