TOM for Superheros

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
So...there is a certain super hero who wanted to talk about TOM in the forums but was shy about it since they thought it didn't apply to them...

Ask away buddy. We're here to help!!

:flowerforyou:

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Who's Tom? What's his MFP name?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I hatelove you.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Tom is looking for a job at Facebook.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Bears can smell the menstration.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I hatelove you.

    hatelove

    Is that some kind of repressed emotion in the midwest?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Bears can smell the menstration.

    And sharks too...don't go swimming with TOM.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    I just tinkled...
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I hatelove you.

    hatelove

    Is that some kind of repressed emotion in the midwest?

    PA is NOT the Midwest. I've not read beyond that. Continue.
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    And those are really big boxes!!! :laugh:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    I just tinkled...

    Well, you ARE leaky!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    I just tinkled...

    Well, you ARE leaky!
    Sometimes "Depends"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I hatelove you.

    hatelove

    Is that some kind of repressed emotion in the midwest?

    PA is NOT the Midwest. I've not read beyond that. Continue.

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I hatelove you.

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    I just tinkled...

    Well, you ARE leaky!
    Sometimes "Depends"

    Screw you guys. I'm taking my toys and I'm going home. Good day to you. I SAID GOOD DAY!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!

    ive crawled in there a few times and i have no clue where it keeps coming from...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!

    ive crawled in there a few times and i have no clue where it keeps coming from...

    Do not question the magical Unicorn plumbing..it is beyond you...mortal!
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member

    Look there he is.:love:
    He can leap a big ol' CostCo box of tampons in a sungle bound!!:flowerforyou: :drinker:

    LOL Oh my god, I just laughed so hard I got water all over my keyboard :laugh: :laugh:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!

    ive crawled in there a few times and i have no clue where it keeps coming from...

    Do not question the magical Unicorn plumbing..it is beyong you...mortal!

    It's dangerous to crawl in there and poke around.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!

    ive crawled in there a few times and i have no clue where it keeps coming from...

    Do not question the magical Unicorn plumbing..it is beyong you...mortal!

    It's dangerous to crawl in there and poke around.

    If he can crawl in there, I'd be more worried about getting back out!!
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    How is it that a living creature can bleed for several days and not die?

    We are just special like that!

    Indeed...we have magical plumbing!

    ive crawled in there a few times and i have no clue where it keeps coming from...

    Do not question the magical Unicorn plumbing..it is beyong you...mortal!

    It's dangerous to crawl in there and poke around.

    If he can crawl in there, I'd be more worried about getting back out!!

    The rat kinda scared me ... and said turn around and run!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    OK, serious question. Where does Wonder Woman carry her tampons? Does she tuck them into her bullet-proof bracelets or... her outfit doesn't exactly have a lot of room to hide other objects. That's got to be it... in the bracelets. Right?
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    OK, serious question. Where does Wonder Woman carry her tampons? Does she tuck them into her bullet-proof bracelets or... her outfit doesn't exactly have a lot of room to hide other objects. That's got to be it... in the bracelets. Right?

    Nah, its in the boot. Tucked into the side.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Wouldn't all the movement and @$$ kicking cause it to go down and land in the bottom of the boot? She'd walk with a limp. I'm not convinced it is not the bracelets.
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    OK, serious question. Where does Wonder Woman carry her tampons? Does she tuck them into her bullet-proof bracelets or... her outfit doesn't exactly have a lot of room to hide other objects. That's got to be it... in the bracelets. Right?

    She really only needs to carry one at a time and she has the perfect spot for it....
  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    OK, serious question. Where does Wonder Woman carry her tampons? Does she tuck them into her bullet-proof bracelets or... her outfit doesn't exactly have a lot of room to hide other objects. That's got to be it... in the bracelets. Right?

    She really only needs to carry one at a time and she has the perfect spot for it....

    Yep... wet keyboard now! Thank you! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    ITs in the invisible plane lol.....

    On a side note a had a friends dad who used to say if we could make tires out of the same thing that "kittie" parts are made out of they would never go flat or blow out