if a doe deer says she loves you no matter fat you are

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
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if a doe deer says she loves you no matter how fat you are do not TRUST her!!!
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they will just break your heart and steal your van!!!!!
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    what are you smoking in the back of this van that you are having conversations with talking deer?
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Oh lord I laughed too long for this one. What is wrong with me?
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Will note this for future reference.
    Thank you for the advice
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I hate it when this happens!!! >:(

    Especially after you let her have that party and invited all of her stupid, drunk friends...


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  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    But you must trust... that's what love is! Trust the Doe... the deer... the female deer...
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    LOL
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    But you must trust... that's what love is! Trust the Doe... the deer... the female deer...

    Ray, (assuming that's your real name), settle down.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    Oh this is interesting. She's a keeper!
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Classic!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    But you must trust... that's what love is! Trust the Doe... the deer... the female deer...

    Ray, (assuming that's your real name), settle down.

    Me, well it took a while to figure out where Ray came from. But I'm far along now.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    The hills are alive with the sound of ....
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    The hills are alive with the sound of ....

    deer noises
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
    Doe, a deer, a female deer...
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    fa a long long way to run?
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
    Me, a name I call myself...
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Sooo, what's this all about then?
  • NeonRainbow83
    NeonRainbow83 Posts: 118 Member
    should of given her tea, jam and bread. :)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Time for a sing along!

    Doe, a beer, a real good beer.
    Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
    Me, the guy Ray buys beer for.
    Far, the distance to the bar.
    So, I'll have another beer.
    La, la la la la la la.
    Tea, no thanks I'll have more beer.
    And that brings us back to...
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Time for a sing along!

    Doe, a beer, a real good beer.
    Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
    Me, the guy Ray buys beer for.
    Far, the distance to the bar.
    So, I'll have another beer.
    La, la la la la la la.
    Tea, no thanks I'll have more beer.
    And that brings us back to...

    LOL. I don't know where that's from, but, for now at least, you win the internet for the day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Time for a sing along!

    Doe, a beer, a real good beer.
    Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
    Me, the guy Ray buys beer for.
    Far, the distance to the bar.
    So, I'll have another beer.
    La, la la la la la la.
    Tea, no thanks I'll have more beer.
    And that brings us back to...

    LOL. I don't know where that's from, but, for now at least, you win the internet for the day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Heard it at a college party back in the day...
  • NeonRainbow83
    NeonRainbow83 Posts: 118 Member
    Time for a sing along!

    Doe, a beer, a real good beer.
    Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
    Me, the guy Ray buys beer for.
    Far, the distance to the bar.
    So, I'll have another beer.
    La, la la la la la la.
    Tea, no thanks I'll have more beer.
    And that brings us back to...

    Beer!

    Loved this.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    All I see ITT is venison steak......:)

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