Looking for Sister Wives

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm taking applications for additional sister wives to join my family. Auditions will be held at the next NYC MFP meet up in October.

All interested parties please submit your applications including: marital status, SS#, full medical history, mother’s maiden name, fetishes, bank account and routing numbers and a small note to say what you would contribute to the family.

Thanks and peace be with you.

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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I'm taking applications for additional sister wives to join my family. Auditions will be held at the next NYC MFP meet up in October.

    All interested parties please submit your applications including: marital status, SS#, full medical history, mother’s maiden name, fetishes, bank account and routing numbers and a small note to say what you would contribute to the family.

    Thanks and peace be with you.

    Cool

    Single, 8675309, Iron, Foot, 3576574097443, 670484600, I would contribute ENTIRELY to physical needs so the other wives could have time to raise the kids and handle chores.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Married
    148-45-4411
    The number of venerial diseases I have could fill the NYC phone book
    Beefcurtainski
    Peanut butter, dogs, grundle play, and bagpiping
    Money in sock
    I'll fingerblast you to the moon.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    Married
    Illegal immigrant
    Hepatitis C
    Encarnacion
    NIPPLES, teeth, armpit hair, scat
    I will wipe everyone's *kitten*
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    In a relationship until something better comes along
    130 876 456
    frequent diarrhea, thigh gap, dry rash
    Tippingcow
    Hole in the wall
    Cash in box under bed

    I would be the hunter and gatherer for our family. Thanks for your consideration.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    Married
    Illegal immigrant
    Hepatitis C
    Encarnacion
    NIPPLES, teeth, armpit hair, scat
    I will wipe everyone's *kitten*

    seleity - everyone in the family unit has an important role and responsibility :wink:

    I thought that there was also an age limit. No one over the age of twelve and cannot be educated.
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    lolololololololol......I love the forums in the afternoon :)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    IDK is your husband well-endowed?
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    IN!


    And do we get to mess around with all the other sister wives? or would it just be you?
    also i do not do dishes or clean bathrooms..or fold the whites.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Someone in this thread creeps me out... And it's not that feisty kitty with a face.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    Someone in this thread creeps me out... And it's not that feisty kitty with a face.

    Fine. I'll just go kill myself now!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Someone in this thread creeps me out... And it's not that feisty kitty with a face.

    Hole is the wall is a perfectly normal fetish.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    All interested parties please submit your applications including:
    marital status: married
    SS# 555555555
    full medical history; beriberi, Heps A-Q and chronic rhinitis
    mother’s maiden name: Picklehausen
    fetishes: latex, bacon and bacon
    bank account: don't have one
    routing numbers: I live off the grid and trade purely in acorns.

    I shall contribute acorn, knitting supplies and band aids.
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    routing numbers: I live off the grid and trade purely in acorns.

    I shall contribute acorn, knitting supplies and band aids.

    And you wonder why squirrels are breaking in your door?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Are we all cool with the blue waffle?

    Not that I.. ya know... not that I... have it... I'm just sayin... hypothetically... where do we stand? On... the blue waffle thing...
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Pretty sure it is purple waffle. Quick, everybody Google Image search!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Are we all cool with the blue waffle?

    Not that I.. ya know... not that I... have it... I'm just sayin... hypothetically... where do we stand? On... the blue waffle thing...
    I'm down.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Pretty sure it is purple waffle. Quick, everybody Google Image search!

    In the famous words of Butt-Head, "This is going to be cool."
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Are we all cool with the blue waffle?

    Not that I.. ya know... not that I... have it... I'm just sayin... hypothetically... where do we stand? On... the blue waffle thing...

    I love blue waffles! Every weekend at IHOP our family gets them with lots of blueberry syrup...yum!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Thought you had my number already.
    I have Elephantitus of the nuts. (HUGE)
    I'm built down there like a bull mouse.
    Waddle when I walk.......
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,039 Member
    All interested parties please submit your applications including:
    marital status: Single?
    SS# 420-69-666.....uh..8
    full medical history: Hepa-you-name-it, Herpes, Gonorrhea
    mother’s maiden name: Licksalottapuss
    fetishes: bacon, mershroom stmps, A2M, and blue waffle
    bank account: 6969690420
    routing numbers: 01234569798

    I will cook all the foodz, Doctor Who (for my nerdy sister wives), and swimming lessons.
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