chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can you dance?

    Is that a trick question?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Did anyone else notice Zombie at the end of this young man's name?

    All of these hot women, and you were looking at his name?

    Didn't you guess she's female?
  • jhunn123
    jhunn123 Posts: 100 Member
    Can you dance?

    Is that a trick question?

    do you want it to be?
  • bryanamb
    bryanamb Posts: 33 Member
    Can you dance?

    Is that a trick question?

    A tricky, trick question?
  • althaluszombie
    althaluszombie Posts: 94 Member
    do you take tips?

    Can I have drinks instead?
    will you drink it all?
  • jhunn123
    jhunn123 Posts: 100 Member
    where are the go go dancers?

    Will you dance too?
    where's my banana boat and stripper pole?

    You dont have one?
    misplaced is it?

    In the sock drawer?

    in your sock drawer? maybe in kat's dryer?

    it got wet?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    do you take tips?

    Can I have drinks instead?
    will you drink it all?

    Will it be Absolut and sugar free Red Bull?
  • jhunn123
    jhunn123 Posts: 100 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that what you had on Wednesday, Kat?
  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 650 Member
    Is this topic ever gonna die?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Don't you know I'm a stay-at-home-dog-mom now?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Is it really the end of the day?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is that what you had on Wednesday, Kat?

    Isn't that what gets me to dance on poles?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Close, did you know I am the only in the office now and have to answer all the calls? Why do they keep calling?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member


    Do guys really care about that?

    inside?

    Inside? inside voice? I lost mine... OOOh.
    Did you see the light bulb go one?

    has anyone tries the piledriver with a nosebone?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is this topic ever gonna die?

    Didn't you know that zombies are already dead?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Close, did you know I am the only in the office now and have to answer all the calls? Why do they keep calling?

    Don't they know you would rather be here?
  • althaluszombie
    althaluszombie Posts: 94 Member
    is it friday?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Is it really the end of the day?

    Didn't you know I usually leave 15 mins ago?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    is it friday?

    Does it matter?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Is it really the end of the day?

    Didn't you know I usually leave 15 mins ago?

    Ever wonder if you live in the wrong time zone?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Close, did you know I am the only in the office now and have to answer all the calls? Why do they keep calling?

    Don't they know you would rather be here?

    Can I try to be both at once?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Did I miss anything good?
  • jhunn123
    jhunn123 Posts: 100 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Close, did you know I am the only in the office now and have to answer all the calls? Why do they keep calling?

    Don't they know you would rather be here?

    Friend me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it not 3:43 where you are?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Why am I the only one that appears to be working now? (no, not on the pole)

    Because its the end of the day and you feel naugh...i mean guilty?

    Close, did you know I am the only in the office now and have to answer all the calls? Why do they keep calling?

    Don't they know you would rather be here?

    Can I try to be both at once?

    Didn't we establish the multi-tasking rule already?
  • althaluszombie
    althaluszombie Posts: 94 Member
    do you take tips?

    Can I have drinks instead?
    will you drink it all?

    Will it be Absolut and sugar free Red Bull?
    is that what you really want?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    wouldn't you know it's 3:44 here? :smile:
    Is it not 3:43 where you are?
  • jhunn123
    jhunn123 Posts: 100 Member
    Is it not 3:43 where you are?

    On the East Coast?

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