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GaryRuizReborn
GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
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what do you guys got?! come on tough guy!

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  • conservativek
    conservativek Posts: 74 Member
    Your eyebrows are in dire need of a trim! ;)
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    hahahaha
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    Your lips are like wet liver!
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    :laugh:
  • conservativek
    conservativek Posts: 74 Member
    Some I commonly get: "Oh! the bags under your eyes are much less noticeable today!" "Oh! your hair isn't nearly as dry- looking as it usually is!":grumble:
  • spricia
    spricia Posts: 29 Member
    Wow! You have really improved.
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    You're so old... uhhhh... Your momma's so fat... uhm... ok, I got nothin.
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    HAahaha
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    Come on guys mooore
  • 70davis
    70davis Posts: 348 Member
    Sounds like Andy is bored
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    I truly am,no crime in Mayberry yet
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    You're so old... uhhhh... Your momma's so fat... uhm... ok, I got nothin.

    honestly, is was probably the best post there was.. the rest are lame.

    at least the guy was honest with his "nothing"

    By the way.. you DO know that Andy Griffith was dead, and thats the pic yall were giving hell to, right? he was awesome!
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Sounds like Andy is bored

    and lame.
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Some I commonly get: "Oh! the bags under your eyes are much less noticeable today!" "Oh! your hair isn't nearly as dry- looking as it usually is!":grumble:
    maybe you should sleep & shower on occasion?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Your last good movie was "A Face in the Crowd."
  • GaryRuizReborn
    GaryRuizReborn Posts: 46
    hahaha thank you
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Your last good movie was "A Face in the Crowd."

    :laugh:
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    You're so old... uhhhh... Your momma's so fat... uhm... ok, I got nothin.

    honestly, is was probably the best post there was.. the rest are lame.

    at least the guy was honest with his "nothing"

    By the way.. you DO know that Andy Griffith was dead, and thats the pic yall were giving hell to, right? he was awesome!

    He's also a 100 year old female.
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    You're so old... uhhhh... Your momma's so fat... uhm... ok, I got nothin.

    honestly, is was probably the best post there was.. the rest are lame.

    at least the guy was honest with his "nothing"

    By the way.. you DO know that Andy Griffith was dead, and thats the pic yall were giving hell to, right? he was awesome!

    He's also a 100 year old female.

    which brings me to my next point. if you arent logging ice cubes.. you cannot get your water intake for the day. True story.

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