White bread insulin spike

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

What should I do?
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    who hijacked your account? you're in a coma remember (of course you can't)...
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    I would suggest starting the Master Cleanse or Shakeology Reset Cleanse ASAP
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    QUICK! You will need to do a lemonade cleanse and swallow a ****load of raspberry ketones! STAT!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Coffee enema FTW
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    .

    too hot for MFP?
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Master Cleanse and Raspberry Ketones!!! Hurry, you don't have much time!
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    :bigsmile:
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    should have thrown an alabama rig...
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    1hookchase.gif

    should have thrown an alabama rig...

    Someone is gonna bite. You watch.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.


    :huh:
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess

    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess

    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs

    its ok go ahead
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    Something wrong with weapon pictures? I'm confused.
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    Something wrong with weapon pictures? I'm confused.

    no just funny
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs

    Win. :laugh:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess

    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs

    LOLZ.

    This post was worth all the hairs I pulled out reading stupid bread threads today. Winner!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess

    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs
    Well done, sir.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I'm actually more concerned with how you managed to eat two slices of white bread. It doesn't even taste good. I think you need to see a doctor because you are one sick puppy.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    I have had type one diabetes for 26 years now and that is impossible! You need to see your doc to monitor your long acting insulin and get it upped. If you say you have diabetes I don't believe you because that story is bs. Get a life!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I have had type one diabetes for 26 years now and that is impossible! You need to see your doc to monitor your long acting insulin and get it upped. If you say you have diabetes I don't believe you because that story is bs. Get a life!

    easy on the sarcasm tiger...there's butthurt to be had around here.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    Having diabetes this long I know that story is a crock. He needs to get a life mr defender!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Having diabetes this long I know that story is a crock. He needs to get a life mr defender!

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  • kristenstejskal
    kristenstejskal Posts: 107 Member
    HELP! I accidentally ate TWO slices of white bread and it caused a insulin spike so large I went into a coma

    What should I do?

    don't photograph yourself with a silenced pistol for starters.

    why not?

    eh different strokes for different folks i guess

    I use it to protect myself from gluten and simple carbs

    And my afternoon is complete. I rarely find something entertaining as I'm trolling through message boards, but when I do, it gives my life a sense of fulfillment. Well done sir.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Having diabetes this long I know that story is a crock. He needs to get a life mr defender!

    Believe what you want but its true and I can prove it.
    Just google it
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