Please make me smile!

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  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    To the lady in Wal-Mart with 6 screaming kids... If you are wondering about the extra large box of condoms you found in your shopping cart... you are welcome.
    My six children and I would have fun using those condoms for a water balloon fight. True story.
    (And we are currently expecting #7. :bigsmile: )
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
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    OMFG I literally rofled... that's ****ing hilarious!! I needed a laugh tonight as well!!!





    Anyway, OP... my daughter, (almost 4 years old) decided today it would be a great idea to swallow a penny. I have been getting much amusement from telling her she's gonna poop it out soon! She doesn't believe me! It's hilarious. Took her to the ER today even, to make sure it wasn't lodged anywhere, the X-ray pic = PRICELESS!
  • crash_club
    crash_club Posts: 4
    To the lady in Wal-Mart with 6 screaming kids... If you are wondering about the extra large box of condoms you found in your shopping cart... you are welcome.
    My six children and I would have fun using those condoms for a water balloon fight. True story.
    (And we are currently expecting #7. :bigsmile: )

    <<DOH!>>
    Congrats to you! (and I do mean that with all respect.)
  • sh4690
    sh4690 Posts: 169 Member
    WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES???



















    BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRRR!!



    Pathetic I know, but I found that it was so pathetic it was laughable material :) x
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    To the lady in Wal-Mart with 6 screaming kids... If you are wondering about the extra large box of condoms you found in your shopping cart... you are welcome.
    My six children and I would have fun using those condoms for a water balloon fight. True story.
    (And we are currently expecting #7. :bigsmile: )

    <<DOH!>>
    Congrats to you! (and I do mean that with all respect.)
    Thank you! And you did make me laugh. :laugh:
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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