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    chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      You are banned from my lap. Happy now?

      Did I just get promoted to being held in your meaty arms?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Can I just stay in bed and play with you guys?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Can I just stay in bed and play with you guys?

      Good morning Mandi!

      Did anyone else have dirty thoughts when they saw this?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Don't you know we can usually talk about you before noon and not get busted?
      Clearly you are unaware that I have office hours today, and no cases, no?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
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      Clearly you are unaware that I have office hours today, and no cases, no?

      Shall I be on my best behavior?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Don't you know we can usually talk about you before noon and not get busted?
      How about new t-shirts that say, "Dawn loves the meat" ...?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Can I just stay in bed and play with you guys?
      Only if I can go home and get back into bed. Ok?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Can I wear my new t-shirt with a matching pair of boyshorts that have Gorilla written on the @ss?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Can I just stay in bed and play with you guys?

      What games do you like?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Good morning, Sheila and all you other naughties. ;-)

      Hmm, games... Shall I pull out my box?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
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      Clearly you are unaware that I have office hours today, and no cases, no?

      Do you know we will make note of this now?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Good morning, Sheila and all you other naughties. ;-)

      Hmm, games... Shall I pull out my box?

      OH my!! Are you starting out your day like I did yesterday?

      MMMmmm, where is phatcat?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Good morning, Sheila and all you other naughties. ;-)

      Hmm, games... Shall I pull out my box?

      Would I like to see your box?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Are you adventurous?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Noob, you ready to give up that name yet?

      You look like a Derek to me...

      What do you think Mandi, Dawn?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      How bout Steak?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      How about you just call me "D?" That will cover the first letter of my real and MFP names.

      Yes, I can be adventurous ;)

      How did you know I love steak?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      OH my!! Are you starting out your day like I did yesterday?

      MMMmmm, where is phatcat?

      You Rang?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Do you know how much I love it when you come at my call?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Is there video?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      How about you just call me "D?" That will cover the first letter of my real and MFP names.

      Yes, I can be adventurous ;)

      How did you know I love steak?

      If it's not Derek, than is it Douglas?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      How about you just call me "D?" That will cover the first letter of my real and MFP names.

      Yes, I can be adventurous ;)

      How did you know I love steak?

      Was it a wild guess? Or maybe that's what comes to mind when I look at you?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Or Duane/Dewayne?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Should I admit that I do it to please m'lady?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Can I wear my new t-shirt with a matching pair of boyshorts that have Gorilla written on the @ss?
      Really? Are you trying to kill me?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Does Duane seem like a suitable name for someone Mandi apparently views as a piece of meat?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Does Duane seem like a suitable name for someone Mandi apparently views as a piece of meat?

      doe this make you one lucky SOB then?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Humpty Hump?

      Thanks for putting that f**king song in my head for the rest of the day.
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Humpty Hump?

      Thanks for putting that f**king song in my head for the rest of the day.

      Can I say your freakin welcome? :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      What's in a name anyways? It's not like we chose our own. Will you at least respond when I say comere?
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