I dont eat fake food

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
edited January 1 in Food and Nutrition
Never again will I eat fake food

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    Do tell, what fake food did you eat?
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Are gummy bears okay though? They are real.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Do tell, what fake food did you eat?

    unclean food and plastic fruit
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    I love yves, I don't know I could give them up completely. No tacos? No sloppy joes? No thank you.


    gummy bears. giggle.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    There was this amazing looking bowl of fruit on the table in the break room today. I tried eating an apple, but I could only make it half way before my jaw hurt from chewing the plastic. I think I will avoid fake food in the future as well.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You'll be ok Just avoid the "practice banana":noway:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Also, I don't believe in the 5 second rule, but the month old cheese puff I found in the couch yesterday may have caused nightmares. Dirty food is bad.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Also, I don't believe in the 5 second rule, but the month old cheese puff I found in the couch yesterday may have caused nightmares. Dirty food is bad.

    Food falls on the ground:

    Little germs: “GET IT!!!”

    King Germ: “NO!! We must wait 5 seconds.”
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Also, I don't believe in the 5 second rule, but the month old cheese puff I found in the couch yesterday may have caused nightmares. Dirty food is bad.

    month old cheese puffs gave me diabeetus
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Also, I don't believe in the 5 second rule, but the month old cheese puff I found in the couch yesterday may have caused nightmares. Dirty food is bad.

    Food falls on the ground:

    Little germs: “GET IT!!!”

    King Germ: “NO!! We must wait 5 seconds.”

    I usually say it isn't dirty until you drop it 3 times....
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    You'll be ok Just avoid the "practice banana":noway:

    Who needs practice?! :noway:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I know, those ornamental grapes don't break down very easily and provide no nutritional value.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Plastic doesn't taste very good. I agree.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    I read on the forum that eating unclean food keeps you fat and is the root of all evil. Are Doritos worth the death of toddlers? I think not. I observe the "is there any dog hair on it that I can't get off" rule at my house. If I can rinse of the dog hair, GET IN MY BELLY.

    You are gonna have one raw *kitten* when you pass that plastic fruit. You should probably drink some castor oil so it slides out.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I don't eat food with chemical names I can't pronounce in the ingredient list...























    But I have a PhD in toxicology, so there aren't many such chemicals...
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    But I have a PhD in toxicology...

    I officially have a crush on you!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I read on the forum that eating unclean food keeps you fat and is the root of all evil. Are Doritos worth the death of toddlers? I think not. I observe the "is there any dog hair on it that I can't get off" rule at my house. If I can rinse of the dog hair, GET IN MY BELLY.

    You are gonna have one raw *kitten* when you pass that plastic fruit. You should probably drink some castor oil so it slides out.

    Biker Lube will take care of that problem. :wink:
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