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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Want is them off me0
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So I changed my shoes0
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to a pair of stilettos0
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and strutted my fine self0
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as I ate grape jelly0
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and poured myself a drink0
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then all of a sudden,0
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from out of nowhere, appeared0
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John Mellencamp, selling his cds0
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which i did not buy0
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and she dreamed it was cheesecake
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and then I tripped on0
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discarded and unwanted Mellencamp cds0
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Then Mellencamp started to cry0
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when he saw Napoleon Dynamite0
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but manly American tears! Yo.0
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grabbed a tissue to wipe0
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Napoleon Dynamite's streaky face and0
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ask him to the movie0
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which is about his life0
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which totally sucked and then0
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then we went to the zoo0
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suddenly there appeared behind him0
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a big animal which resembled0
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a liger, that looked very0
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A Gigantic angry wooly Mamoth0
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tame and timid. He was0
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so scared he pissed himself0
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until you piss him off0
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then all hell broke lose0
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