23 Adult Truths...

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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    Feel free to add more of your own....


    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

    10. Bad
    decisions make good stories.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with bud Light than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    THESE^^^^
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
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    Hahaha love this! thanks for posting
  • JewelsinBigD
    JewelsinBigD Posts: 661 Member
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    Awesome and Oh sooo true!!
  • ahartery9891
    ahartery9891 Posts: 139 Member
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    Haha so true :P Snooze button is my downfall too :P
  • TBird135
    TBird135 Posts: 43 Member
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    Get in the car and take off...forget where you were going.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Haha...my aunt showed me how to fold them when I was still a teenager, but I still get happy when I can get it perfectly flat...lol

    I finally just committed myself to figuring it out. . I spread the thing out on the floor (as much as it's possible to spread those f*&$%@! things out), then sat down and stared at it for about 15 minutes. . I formed a theory and after an hour I had it mastered. . It was one of the great triumphs of my post-marital life (along with retraining myself to leave the damn seat up! ha!).
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    True story.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    another one: as you make a phone call, as it rings your like "shoot. who am I calling!" and you have to look at your phone to remember so you don't say the wrong name.. HAHA...
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    24. No matter what you say, someone cooler than you heard it first!
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
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    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    Yeah. I wish I was as cool, but I'm not, so I only just heard them. My bad for repeating something on the internet. Major faux pas.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    It's okay guysssssss! Captain saw them first...







    Hipster :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    Yeah. I wish I was as cool, but I'm not, so I only just heard them. My bad for repeating something on the internet. Major faux pas.

    What the heck were you thinking?! :tongue:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Get in the car and take off...forget where you were going.

    Get in the care and take off and go work. .. instead of Target. .
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    3. For sure! I remember when having to put your head on your desk was a punishment. What I wouldn't give to do that some days.

    7. They actually have had this option for a while now.
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    @#6 No, no it wasn't.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @#6 No, no it wasn't.

    Truth.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    leaving your coffee ,phone ect on top of the car when you start driving.
    Answering your home/cell phone like you would answer your work phone.


    I have done these more times then I can count
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    25. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 2 two trips to the car.

    Fact.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    One that just happened to me, someone calls the office, they tell me their name and the company they're calling from, but they talk so much that by the time I'm ready to transfer the call I've completely forgotten their name and/or the company name. I need to start writing them down.

    Are you my twin? Happens to me ALL THE TIME. :tongue:

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