23 Adult Truths...

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  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    Yeah. I wish I was as cool, but I'm not, so I only just heard them. My bad for repeating something on the internet. Major faux pas.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    It's okay guysssssss! Captain saw them first...







    Hipster :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    i loved when i saw these for the first time two years ago.

    Yeah. I wish I was as cool, but I'm not, so I only just heard them. My bad for repeating something on the internet. Major faux pas.

    What the heck were you thinking?! :tongue:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Get in the car and take off...forget where you were going.

    Get in the care and take off and go work. .. instead of Target. .
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    3. For sure! I remember when having to put your head on your desk was a punishment. What I wouldn't give to do that some days.

    7. They actually have had this option for a while now.
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
    @#6 No, no it wasn't.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    @#6 No, no it wasn't.

    Truth.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    leaving your coffee ,phone ect on top of the car when you start driving.
    Answering your home/cell phone like you would answer your work phone.


    I have done these more times then I can count
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    25. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 2 two trips to the car.

    Fact.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    One that just happened to me, someone calls the office, they tell me their name and the company they're calling from, but they talk so much that by the time I'm ready to transfer the call I've completely forgotten their name and/or the company name. I need to start writing them down.

    Are you my twin? Happens to me ALL THE TIME. :tongue:
  • Sharon009
    Sharon009 Posts: 327 Member
    Love it!
  • juli_jones
    juli_jones Posts: 101 Member
    bump
  • DarthH8
    DarthH8 Posts: 298 Member
    My god. Not a single one didn't apply to me....

    Very true truths. Well done.
  • yancymichele
    yancymichele Posts: 66 Member
    bump
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    "25. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 2 two trips to the car."

    this. absolutely this. if it doesn't make it in the first trip, it doesn't come in the house!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,885 Member
    #26 (I think)... It's never safe to sneeze when the tank is full.
  • emyishardcore
    emyishardcore Posts: 352 Member
    Haha , this is great xD
  • renamarie77
    renamarie77 Posts: 98 Member
    25. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 2 two trips to the car.

    hahaha THIS is definitely me. LOVED the list.. actually a LOT of them fit me. lol thanx for the laugh.

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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    #14 and #20. LOL

    :laugh:
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    someone wanna show me how to fold the sheet?? i still cant lol
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    How to fold a fitted sheet - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    One that just happened to me, someone calls the office, they tell me their name and the company they're calling from, but they talk so much that by the time I'm ready to transfer the call I've completely forgotten their name and/or the company name. I need to start writing them down.

    Are you my twin? Happens to me ALL THE TIME. :tongue:

    Thanks for making me feel better about that! :bigsmile:
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    Ruminations.com !! Best site ever. Don't get sucked in though if you have stuff to do!
  • Sharon009
    Sharon009 Posts: 327 Member

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

    my favorite 2...especially 20. I'm definitely an angry driver when someone else tries some **** to get in front of me or a line of cars...

    We have a right Lane/Left Lane merge right as I leave work. There is always some guy in the left lane that decides when enough people have merged from the right and straddles the lane to prevent more.

    Personally, I think if a person has a problem with it, they should take it of with DOT or Highway Department or whatever group designed it that way. I'm on a motorcycle, so I'm accelerating and coming around. I'm not asking permission when I signal; I'm indicating where I'm going. I just wave as I pass. I rarely use all my fingers, though.

    I enter every morning on a left merge lane to go to work and same thing happens. I drive a truck so I just go around them and then shove the cars apart when I get to the end of the merge lane. I always wave thanks.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    Trust me. Getting hit in the head is much less painful!
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