You don't know Jack?

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  • FoxyMcDeadlift
    FoxyMcDeadlift Posts: 771 Member
    Jack likes the idea of calorie confusion so he eats a lot of extra food every third day to trick his metabolism.
    Oh but sometimes Jack's metabolism isn't tricked so the next day Jack will resort to muscle confusion in the gym, that way at least something is confused.
  • MdmAcolyte
    MdmAcolyte Posts: 382 Member
    Nice!
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    You, sir, are awesome. :drinker:
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    Once again ... I <3 you massively

    And I don't know Jack ****, thats why I have you :drinker:
  • FinallyFindingLisa
    FinallyFindingLisa Posts: 222 Member
    This is a fantastic post!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    please post this in all the other boards as well!
  • Francesca3162
    Francesca3162 Posts: 520 Member
    Good post!

    Dont know Jack , but i do know Jac

    I know Jac! I like Jac!!
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Greatness!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I once helped my uncle jack off a horse.
    Sorry I meant...

    I once helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

    I am LOLing very hard right now.

    I can't quit laughing at this... LOLOLOL
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    I once helped my uncle jack off a horse.
    Sorry I meant...

    I once helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.


    HAHAHAHA.... HOLY **** -- I'm laughing so hard right now.....................
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blushing:
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Jack needs to stop listening to morons! OP hit it right on the head: people over complicate this stuff.
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
    You're my favorite poster by far.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    and you sir, are awesome.


    *standing up and applauding*
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    THIS is why a lot of conversations about fitness and my "wild theories" go like this:

    me: "I used to weigh 218#"
    them: "Omg! You look great! I couldn't tell! What did you do?"
    me: "I started eating a little better, then I started eating even more healthy. Then I started feeling so good, I started walking. After that, I felt so great, I started jogging. The weight just fell off!"
    them: *blank stare like I'm an idiot* [insert a plethora of excuses]

    ETA:
    I do usually mention how I love to eat steak and cake. Lots of cake.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I am Jack's clogged arteries

    I am Jack's medulla oblangata!


    *I just knew you would be the first to post something like this!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Utterly soaked... Thanks for posting!
  • Miche11e5
    Miche11e5 Posts: 114 Member
    :happy:

    Love this!
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Free bump
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    And this is why I love reading your posts! Best post of the day *clapping wildly*
  • MarieAnneN
    MarieAnneN Posts: 205
    The OP is the post of the year. Bravo.

    + 1 000 000 000 000 000


    [:-)
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    Have I told you lately that I love you? Because I do. All over again.
  • tkcasta
    tkcasta Posts: 405 Member
    SS your *kitten* must be pretty raw by now. :tongue:
  • parvati
    parvati Posts: 432 Member
    As always, informative & amusing!!!
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    I think Jack is sexy, but that eventually his mind will explode by trying to remember everything he's suppossed to eat and what he's not suppossed to eat.
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
    Oh dear God, no one told Jack he can't eat eggs or drink water!!! Somebody help the poor *kitten*! :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    This is one of the best posts ever on this site! Thank you SS!
  • brybre0413
    brybre0413 Posts: 212 Member
    I am now in love with Jack......
  • retrosandy1
    retrosandy1 Posts: 21
    Thanks !!!!!! That was good !!
    SANDY
  • Sweetsugar0424
    Sweetsugar0424 Posts: 451 Member
    Poor Jack!! This has got to be the best post ever!
  • Anastacia1119
    Anastacia1119 Posts: 157 Member
    Jack and Jill walked up a hill both with a buck and a quarter.............

    Jill came down with two fifty!

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