You don't know Jack?

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  • Anastacia1119
    Anastacia1119 Posts: 157 Member
    Best. Post. Ever.
  • Cathcandoo
    Cathcandoo Posts: 107 Member
    I just want to thank jack for helping me to see the light....I think I just lost 10 lbs in 5 min! FINALLY!!!!

    Jack IS the Miracle Diet Pill!!!!!
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,431 MFP Moderator
    So i am confused, do I or do I not eat my exercise calories?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Fantastic post...thanks :happy:
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    Guys. All you need is a line of Sensa straight to the face before each meal.

    Your nose will burn a little bit but you will look AMAZING!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I am Jack's clogged arteries

    I am Jack's medulla oblangata!


    *I just knew you would be the first to post something like this!

    I am Jack's left nipple. And this post was awesome! Thanks for being so full of awesome, SS! :icecreamforyou:
  • Daniloveshockey94
    Daniloveshockey94 Posts: 348 Member
    Great post :)
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    You don't know jack *kitten* lol
  • **Applause** SS you don't know Jack but you're the man, great post!! :drinker:
  • mugofire
    mugofire Posts: 110 Member
    Great entry!! You sure said it!
  • bet3120
    bet3120 Posts: 125
    Excellent post!!! thanks for the sharing.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Normally when all my coolest mfp friends respond to a thread it's because they've gone into battle against the lies that confuse so many Jacks.

    This time, however, they have lead me to a truly enjoyable post.

    Funny to think though that Jack's information filter is permanently set on believe, while mine is set to only believe when it means I can keep on doing what I like ;)

    (Which is eat lots.)
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    :heart: :heart: :heart:

    I love this post! The weight loss journey is a lifestyle change and everyone is going to go about it differently!

    :drinker: Cheers to that! :drinker:
  • hnsaunde
    hnsaunde Posts: 757 Member
    Bump

    Everyone needs to read this!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I'm not even going to be snarky b/c this is really one damn fine post sir!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I'm not even going to be snarky b/c this is really one damn fine post sir!

    You know I love your snark.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Excellent post. :bigsmile:
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    As always, great stuff SS.
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Oh, I know Jack all right.
  • AnewNisha
    AnewNisha Posts: 42 Member
    Funny!!!!!
  • Matiara
    Matiara Posts: 377 Member
    This is my favorite post ever.

    Back in 2009 when I achieved my ideal body, I didn't consult any magazines, books, or online forums. I decided to just eat sensibly and exercise. I did cardio for 30-40 minutes 3X per week and calisthenics (body weight and weighted) 6X per week (upper/lower split). I ate what I wanted in controlled portions. It took 7 months to get to my goal.

    After slacking off in 2010 and blowing all my hard work, I decided to get back on the wagon in January of last year and found MFP. Instead of going with what had worked in the past, I succumbed to information overload and became Jack's hapless little sister, Jill. I switched up my eating and exercise routines so much in the past 18 months that not only was my body confused, it went insane and refused to deal with me altogether. I've gone back to my 2009 regimen and am finally seeing consistent progress. I just try to ignore the Jacks and Jills on the forums.
  • mary659497
    mary659497 Posts: 484 Member
    fantastic
  • Robin_Bin
    Robin_Bin Posts: 1,046 Member
    No, no, no.... Jack's problem is that he didn't do spot exercises to get rid of his worst "fat spots". And even worse (if that's possible) he didn't eat the right balance of complementary vitamins and minerals. And I think there was something else, but I can't remember it because I haven't eaten my ground up ginkgo and rosemary leave extract supplement today.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Standing ovation

    Holds up a lighter!
  • You, sir, are awesome. :drinker:

    Agreed!
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    Standing ovation

    Holds up a lighter!

    Starts a wave

    Excellent post!
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
    BEST. POST. EVAH.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    Jack needs to get laid because he sounds pissed!:drinker:
  • Busymomshantell
    Busymomshantell Posts: 126 Member
    Great Post!!! LMAO about Helping Uncle Jack off a Horse comment!!
  • Actually his diet did not go as planned because I sabotaged his diet by putting corn into his veggie drink :devil: