Insignificant misdeed in you'd like to apologize for.

LMAO!

My apologies to the telemarketer Dodo lady who I raised my voice to on the phone. Yelling at someone who has called 5 times in the last 2 days is not the best way to say "leave me the hell alone".

I once kissed my Pastor on the mouth. We had just wrapped up an emotional marriage counceling session. As we turned to go he hugged my hubby, but I was kind of trying to just sneak out the door. Our Pastor says "hey you can't sneak out without saying goodbye". I turned around to give him a quick hug but for some reason he puckered up and we kissed right on the mouth. :blushing: It was the oddest and most embarassing situation. Kind of like when your talking to someone on the phone who is just a friend but you say "love you goodbye" as if it were your hubby or girlfriend. We were boh shocked and kind of laughed about it later. So sorry Karen, I kissed your husband but believe me... you can keep him!

Mine: I once answered Polo!! to a woman looking for her son Marco in (then) Epcot.


I'm sorry ma'am and I hope you found your son that day.

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up right now.

So thankful I didn't have liquid in my mouth when I read this.

I found a little kid's wallet at the Renaissance Festival a couple weeks ago. It had 2.00 in it. I threw it in my purse and was going to turn it in to lost and found, but forgot. I felt bad the whole ride home. Sorry little dude, hope you weren't saving that 2.00 for anything special. :frown:

So sorry to the church we used to blast AC/DC's Hells Bells at every Sunday during prayers

To one man whom I had relationship for almost 6 years who I broke his heart because I fell out of love for him, I'm really sorry. You keep telling me that you have a new girl but your actions strongly speaks for itself, that you still haven't moved on from our relationship even if the split up happened 5 years ago. As much as how sorry I feel but it would be much worse if I continue with our relationship knowing that I cannot love you the same way as you do for me. I keep on ignoring your sms because I want you to forget me so you can finally move on. I hope soon you will find the right woman who will love you with all her heart.

I once kissed my Pastor on the mouth. We had just wrapped up an emotional marriage counceling session. As we turned to go he hugged my hubby, but I was kind of trying to just sneak out the door. Our Pastor says "hey you can't sneak out without saying goodbye". I turned around to give him a quick hug but for some reason he puckered up and we kissed right on the mouth. :blushing: It was the oddest and most embarassing situation. Kind of like when your talking to someone on the phone who is just a friend but you say "love you goodbye" as if it were your hubby or girlfriend. We were boh shocked and kind of laughed about it later. So sorry Karen, I kissed your husband but believe me... you can keep him!

o em geeeee!!! That's hilarious!!

So sorry to the church we used to blast AC/DC's Hells Bells at every Sunday during prayers

could have been worse, you could have been listening to "Highway to Hell" LOL

I'm sorry to my body for being so overly critical of it. I am beautiful even with extra weight and I need to know that and own it every day.

On a lighter note, I'm sorry to my surgeon for tape recording everything he said during our post-op visit like some paranoid freak. I had gotten this idea from my previous surgeon who actually encouraged it, but apparently I was the first patient of the second surgeon to ever do this. I was so embarrassed once he mentioned that (after I asked if others recorded visits). He did not seem annoyed but I am sure it was unnerving. I did not mean to make it look like I was going to sue him the first chance I got. :embarassed:

Mine: I once answered Polo!! to a woman looking for her son Marco in (then) Epcot.


I'm sorry ma'am and I hope you found your son that day.

hahaha

I stole some candy off of a nun's desk because I thought she had given candy to everyone in the class except for me. Once I found out it was candy someone had given her, I seriously felt like crap (candy tasted good though). She did try the whole guilt trip the whole class thing but I knew better to fess up....Still feel a bit bad about that to this day.

I would like to apologize to someone in traffic that cut me off, and I flipped them the bird and screamed at them, but then when I passed them I saw it was an old person nervously gripping the wheel and they probably didn't mean to and were just scared to be on the interstate. I have probably done this a lot. So to everyone who made an honest mistake in traffic and then I got p*ssed and gave you the finger...I'm sorry, carry on.

But to all the douches who cut me off on purpose...well, you still suck.

I'm sorry to all my friends, family, and random strangers that have had to put up with me freaking out every time there's a cockroach that crosses my path. I'm also sorry for the messes that result on your shoes because I make you kill them.

Mine: I once answered Polo!! to a woman looking for her son Marco in (then) Epcot.


I'm sorry ma'am and I hope you found your son that day.

LOL this is great! Sorry I can't help but laugh

Ok, now I'm sorry I said this! ....

ok not really..