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    Zombie Apocalypse Prepardness

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    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      By far this is my favorite ever message board! I just been working on myself... You know rule number one Cardio cause the fatties go first! I do have a generator and some solar panels for electricity and some books on wild plants you can eat and how to prepare them:wink:

      I promise you, this "fattie" won't be going first. I have enough stuff and ability to use this stuff, along with plenty of survival preps and knowledge that some of those cardio folks will be going WAY before I do.
    • Posts: 222 Member
      not me but my 15 year old niece got a crowbar for Christmas last year!!
    • Posts: 13,247 Member
      In the coming weeks, I will be perfecting my zombie makeup. The day after lifting, I move like one. If I don't shower, I smell like one. Perfect camouflage... unless I get mistaken for a walker by another live person.
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      I plan on being a zombie so thanks for the heads up..I will now plan a counter attack MUHUAHAHAAAAAAA
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      I plan on being a zombie so thanks for the heads up..I will now plan a counter attack MUHUAHAHAAAAAAA

      I promise I will try to kill you quickly.
    • Posts: 191 Member
      This is how to keep them out of the house:

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      Haha my brother just told me this and I was having difficulties imaging all the treadmills. How freaky!
    • Posts: 9,026 Member
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    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Just in case you're turned into a zombie...that doesn't mean you can forget proper nutrition...

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    • Posts: 60
      Got a bug out kit, vehicle and weapon ready.
    • Posts: 1,590 Member
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      Here's what's funny..I have a case of this next to my daughter's 9mm
    • Posts: 49
      I turned myself into a zombie for Halloween last year with my son. lol

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    • Posts: 416
      cannon fodder. great!
    • Posts: 87
      I'm making sure that someone in my group brings a can opener. I have the Zombie Survival guide if I need it. Growing up on the reservation out there, I was taught how to take care of myself. How to navigate. How to hunt. How to use that animal not only for food, but for clothing, shelter, blankets. I feel like I'm Katniss with my bow and arrow. Lol. I can also use a gun as well.
    • Posts: 755 Member
      I have a sword, trusty baseball bat and my faithful canine companion.
    • Posts: 90
      Ak47 and 12,000 rounds
      And enough guns and ammo to take out any zombie for at least 5-10 years
      Crossbow , regular bow , swords, and a stockpile of antibiotics and seeds.

      Isn't zombies the reason we are all getting in shape?
    • Posts: 2,363 Member
      i was wondering if anyone has ever bought something for the sole purpose of being prepared for the zombie apocalypse??

      The entire reasoning behind buying more guns and ammunition is for the zombie apocalypse. That or the possibility that China wants to come collect on our debt. We already have our escape route planned, where we will stop on our way, and the location that we will ultimately stay holed up in.

      And I've been practicing at the range with their new zombie targets.
    • Posts: 165 Member
      This is how to keep them out of the house:

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      LMAO! THIS IS AWESOME! I feel like I'm not prepared as I read what everyone else owns. I just have a shotgun.
    • Posts: 7,161 Member
      everyone should read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks

      http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

      it's THE survival guide to a zombie apocalypse!

      FYI, guns are a bad choice if you read the book. To loud, they attract hoards.
    • Posts: 322 Member
      I have a pocket knife,cricket bat and thick brass knuckles. I am a fast runner and a great climber i've watched loads of zombie films and i know its survival of the fittest. So the very overweight people may have some trouble if the zombies break in your house. ^i^
    • Posts: 2,363 Member
      everyone should read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks

      http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

      it's THE survival guide to a zombie apocalypse!

      FYI, guns are a bad choice if you read the book. To loud, they attract hoards.

      I did buy the book! I forgot to add that in.

      But if there's already hoards.. Would the guns matter?
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      everyone should read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks

      http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

      it's THE survival guide to a zombie apocalypse!

      FYI, guns are a bad choice if you read the book. To loud, they attract hoards.

      I get that the noise attracts the hoards, but being a former combat soldier, I can tell you a well placed 50 cal, mark19, and a couple m60's, not to metntion if you can get ahold of a M134minigun,. OMG you could mow down entire football fields of zombies in seconds... with 50s, and the M134, you dont even need headhsots, there wont be enough peices left to come after you.
    • Posts: 830 Member
      I'm just gonna sit back until every jack-wagon with a crossbow is killed off, then run around scooping up supplies that way. Far cheaper than buying stuff right now. :laugh:
    • Posts: 9,026 Member
      lol
    • Posts: 7,161 Member
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      I get that the noise attracts the hoards, but being a former combat soldier, I can tell you a well placed 50 cal, mark19, and a couple m60's, not to metntion if you can get ahold of a M134minigun,. OMG you could mow down entire football fields of zombies in seconds... with 50s, and the M134, you dont even need headhsots, there wont be enough peices left to come after you.

      until the gun jams, you run out of ammo, or some other mechanical issue arises. The book talks about the reasons why guns are bad, it's not just about the noise (although that's a main reason). Murphy loves zombies and his law is ironclad.
    • Posts: 7,161 Member
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      I did buy the book! I forgot to add that in.

      But if there's already hoards.. Would the guns matter?

      well, yes, if there's a hoard out there, then a gun is like a megaphone announcing your presence.
    • Posts: 369 Member
      I take this small pack with me everywhere just in case of such an occurrence be it Zombies, Alien Invasion or in case i get into trouble during my Christmas shopping on the 21rst of December! My car also has tents ect in case i get stuck somewhere. Its good to be prepared! :smile:


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