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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
(If on a diet use only one scoop)0 -
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
(If on a diet use only one scoop)
The first time I heard that joke it was from Lemmy of Motorhead and I laughed my *kitten* off.0 -
Working in healthcare it's kind of a prerequisite to have a sick and demented sense of humor................I fit in perfectly:)
same here, after three years working mental health, I have one warped sense of humor!
I don't work health care but almost 10years customer srvc jobs....I HAVE to be PC on the job... haha that's why I'm so damn good at my job. However growin up in the family that makes the crudest jokes, I have developed a similar sense of humor
One time on the job though, I had a VERY unhappy customer I was trying to help....she's getting frustrating and it was understandable and she says, "damnit cracka fix it and fix now!"
Without missing a beat I responded, "Ma'am I prefer white chocolate thank you very much and I am trying to fix it but you bellowing at me isn't going to help"
Lmfao! How did you respond like that and not laugh?
There have been sooo many times I have to catch myself and sometimes even mute the phone. Thank god I don't have to talk face to face with the patients!0 -
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Pitt Bull on a children's playground!0 -
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Pitt Bull on a children's playground!
Alright, you've crossed the line on this one! What do you have against Pit Bulls anyways??0 -
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Pitt Bull on a children's playground!
Alright, you've crossed the line on this one! What do you have against Pit Bulls anyways??
I was mauled to death by a pit bull when I was a kid.0 -
Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.0 -
I'm all for un-pc jokes unless there's one made that touches a nerve... I guess that's why a lot of people don't like jokes on certain topics.0
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Working in healthcare it's kind of a prerequisite to have a sick and demented sense of humor................I fit in perfectly:)
Oh I'll have to agree with this. In healthcare we kind of have to be demented to put up with the **** from our co-workers (ie: docs that think they are GOD!).0 -
Working in healthcare it's kind of a prerequisite to have a sick and demented sense of humor................I fit in perfectly:)
Oh I'll have to agree with this. In healthcare we kind of have to be demented to put up with the **** from our co-workers (ie: docs that think they are GOD!).
Seriously it censors *kitten*!!0 -
Almost all humor has the potential of offending someone. Think of any joke you know and there will be a demographic that could take offense to it. Having a really twisted sense of humor myself, I find more things funny than most people I know, so I am probalby not the best person around to judge on this issue!
Challenge Accepted!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Seven Eight Nine!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a lil boogie in it.0 -
Almost all humor has the potential of offending someone. Think of any joke you know and there will be a demographic that could take offense to it. Having a really twisted sense of humor myself, I find more things funny than most people I know, so I am probalby not the best person around to judge on this issue!
Challenge Accepted!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Seven Eight Nine!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a lil boogie in it.
7 8 9?!?!? The horror!!! :noway:
And boogies?!?!?!?! :sick:
How dare you, sir...how dare you! My delicate sensibilities have been highly offended...for shame!0 -
Working in healthcare it's kind of a prerequisite to have a sick and demented sense of humor................I fit in perfectly:)
same here, after three years working mental health, I have one warped sense of humor!
I don't work health care but almost 10years customer srvc jobs....I HAVE to be PC on the job... haha that's why I'm so damn good at my job. However growin up in the family that makes the crudest jokes, I have developed a similar sense of humor
One time on the job though, I had a VERY unhappy customer I was trying to help....she's getting frustrating and it was understandable and she says, "damnit cracka fix it and fix now!"
Without missing a beat I responded, "Ma'am I prefer white chocolate thank you very much and I am trying to fix it but you bellowing at me isn't going to help"
Lmfao! How did you respond like that and not laugh?
There have been sooo many times I have to catch myself and sometimes even mute the phone. Thank god I don't have to talk face to face with the patients!
OH I've definitely muted the phone many a times or pretended to shoot myself or stab the phone hahaha
I laughed after the fact....obviously NEVER forgot this particular incident!
I worked at furniture store at the time and when anything went wrong, I was one of the people you got to yell at ie 10k worth of furniture delivered, 5k damaged....haha but I did get employee of the month twice in 6 mos just b/c I was that good at it0 -
Working in healthcare it's kind of a prerequisite to have a sick and demented sense of humor................I fit in perfectly:)
same here, after three years working mental health, I have one warped sense of humor!
I don't work health care but almost 10years customer srvc jobs....I HAVE to be PC on the job... haha that's why I'm so damn good at my job. However growin up in the family that makes the crudest jokes, I have developed a similar sense of humor
One time on the job though, I had a VERY unhappy customer I was trying to help....she's getting frustrating and it was understandable and she says, "damnit cracka fix it and fix now!"
Without missing a beat I responded, "Ma'am I prefer white chocolate thank you very much and I am trying to fix it but you bellowing at me isn't going to help"
Lmfao! How did you respond like that and not laugh?
There have been sooo many times I have to catch myself and sometimes even mute the phone. Thank god I don't have to talk face to face with the patients!
Just out of curiosity, how did she respond, if at all?0 -
I won't lie: when someone makes a joke that includes the word "retard" or "retarded" I do think their an *kitten*. That is just not funny.I ask this out of curiosity....why do we naturally assume someone is insecure or an *kitten*-hole because they find humor in something that is not politically correct
ie: fat jokes, the Hitler+McDonalds picture floating around, your mama jokes, the bearded fat lady....ppl of walmart0 -
I personally dont get offended about 'jokes'.. i take them in the way they were meant... for humor... when i lived in england, i fell in love with a comedian there called Chubby Brown.. he is known as the most offensive comedian over there.... no demographic is safe from his jokes... i laugh at them all... even when they are about fat people, americans, etc... funny is funny.. you cant please EVERYONE.... no matter what you say (just about), joke or not, you have the ability to offend someone.. whether its about religion, politics, etc...people need to lighten up.. imho0
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This pretty much sums me up in a nutshell...
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