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Lonely, and jonesing for dark chocolate and vodka....

FitnessPalWorks
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I see a lot of moms, dads, and people younger than me. With nothing really in common, nothing wrong with that, just looking for some more ways to connect and understand people. I am a full-time sarcasm factory, surely I'm not the only one.
Add me if you are similar and have similar goals. And have a sarcastic twist. I can't let Cranktastic have more friends than me. What's up with that? LOL
Current: um
Goal: 60lbs
Calories: 1200
Interests: Breathing
Add me if you are similar and have similar goals. And have a sarcastic twist. I can't let Cranktastic have more friends than me. What's up with that? LOL
Current: um
Goal: 60lbs
Calories: 1200
Interests: Breathing
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I see a lot of moms, dads, and people younger than me. With nothing really in common, nothing wrong with that, just looking for some more ways to connect and understand people. I am a full-time sarcasm factory, surely I'm not the only one.
Add me if you are similar and have similar goals. And have a sarcastic twist. I can't let Cranktastic have more friends than me. What's up with that? LOL
Current: um
Goal: 60lbs
Calories: 1200
Interests: Breathing0 -
I just joined MFP and started my diet this week. I'm dreading the weekend with no alcohol. LOL!0
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Vodka can always help ya catch your calories up if you're having a low day. lol0
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IN for vodka.0
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We seem to have a lot of common interests, I too love chocolate, vodka, and breathing. I haven't cut out any of them... and probably never will0
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I just joined MFP and started my diet this week. I'm dreading the weekend with no alcohol. LOL!
You can still drink, I am just going to make up for it with cardio earlier in the day.0 -
I see a lot of moms, dads, and people younger than me. With nothing really in common, nothing wrong with that, just looking for some more ways to connect and understand people. I am a full-time sarcasm factory, surely I'm not the only one.
Add me if you are similar and have similar goals. And have a sarcastic twist. I can't let Cranktastic have more friends than me. What's up with that? LOL
Current: um
Goal: 60lbs
Calories: 1200
Interests: Breathing
this!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I see a lot of moms, dads, and people younger than me. With nothing really in common, nothing wrong with that, just looking for some more ways to connect and understand people. I am a full-time sarcasm factory, surely I'm not the only one.
Add me if you are similar and have similar goals. And have a sarcastic twist. I can't let Cranktastic have more friends than me. What's up with that? LOL
Current: um
Goal: 60lbs
Calories: 1200
Interests: Breathing
Ohmerrgherd!!
Are you a mouth-breather??0 -
We seem to have a lot of common interests, I too love chocolate, vodka, and breathing. I haven't cut out any of them... and probably never will0
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So, I don't eat chocolate, I don't drink, I'm a guy, I'm nearly 58...and I too want to lose weight. Is that similar enough? Just wondering. Add me as a friend and make my day.0
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Sarcasm? Who would've thunk it! Yeah, I love some sarcasm. Not so big on potatoes, er, vodka. Love the dark chocolate. Unfortunately, breathing is for sissies.0
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I'm a terrible, evil, human being who likes air, not dying, chocolate, booze, and supports eating quite a bit more than 1,200/day for healthy weight loss. I'm kind of a b*tch about it if you friend me.0
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