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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't I look good on top?
    Weren't you on top last time as well?

    Did you notice that? Do you like being under me?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    And be careful isn't Sheila's flame a little too close for comfort up top there? :smokin:

    Do you think she wants to burn my *kitten*?
    Or maybe drive those spiders back into your ear? ....... Au revoir...itch....itch....scratch.....
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    And be careful isn't Sheila's flame a little too close for comfort up top there? :smokin:

    Do you think she wants to burn my *kitten*?

    Are you reading my mind?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Anyone have any burn ointment for my @ss?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Michael, can I bid you a wonderful weekend?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Did you notice that? Do you like being under me?
    It's cool as long as you are not planning to shake the spiders out of your ear onto me - you're not are you?
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    mjptennis


    Has anyone told you they read you name as mypennis by mistake?

    :drinker:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you notice that? Do you like being under me?
    It's cool as long as you are not planning to shake the spiders out of your ear onto me - you're not are you?

    You trust me right?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Do I have a choice?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Isn't life full of choices?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you want a choice? Mayo or Miracle Whip?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I say Good Morning to you, Mandi Pants?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Which has the least calories?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I say Good Morning to you, Mandi Pants?

    Mind if I chase that with a raspberry to you're abs?
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    Did you just fart? Or was it the dog?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that what I smell? :sick:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I say Good Morning to you, Mandi Pants?

    Mind if I chase that with a raspberry to you're abs?

    How could I say no to this?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Is that what I smell? :sick:
    Could the Mayo be out of date?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Is it just me or is it Friday already?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you bring us some whiskey, Whiskey?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    is it too early to ask my favorite Friday question?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did that bear eat a lot of laxatives?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    That wasn't chocolate?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    doesn't the Friday question involve beer?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    That wasn't chocolate?

    Is this where I say "Oh *kitten*"?
  • Damion72
    Damion72 Posts: 531 Member
    What hurts when you play with it?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you just fart? Or was it the dog?

    why did the dog pass out?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    doesn't the Friday question involve beer?

    Is it ever to early for beer? I am from WI, didn't you know we put that *kitten* in our cereal? :drinker:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What hurts when you play with it?

    A broken arm?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What hurts when you play with it?

    Should you be little more gentle?
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