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  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Did I hear beer?
    AND wth is that smell?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is once never enough?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Is it a good morning Gorilla?

    x beats his chest x
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??


    Have you tried dryer sheets in your underwear?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is once never enough?

    Are you punishing the monkey?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Is once never enough?

    Is once EVER enough?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Hahahah, nice flip Dawn.... looks like your strategy paid off?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??


    Have you tried dryer sheets in your underwear?

    Someone stuffing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is once never enough?

    Is once EVER enough?

    Haven't you heard "if it feels good do it, if it feels great do it again"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Hahahah, nice flip Dawn.... looks like your strategy paid off?

    Did it look like I had a strategy? May I say Good Morning to you, Jer?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??


    Have you tried dryer sheets in your underwear?
    No? Why would I want my balls to smell like lilacs and Tide?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is it a good morning Gorilla?

    x beats his chest x
    Eh. No court, so there's that. Who's got muffins?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would you eat my muffin if I offered it to you? Wait, is this not the euphemism thread?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Hmm, how many places could I go with that statement?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Hahahah, nice flip Dawn.... looks like your strategy paid off?

    Did you see me burn her tush?

    How is your bottom Dawn?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would I sound vain if I said I had a hot bottom?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Might I bid you a good morning and happy Friday as well Dawn?:drinker:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Would I sound vain if I said I had a hot bottom?

    Wouldnt I just agree anyway?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did I mention I am eating an apple? And yes, I am sucking the juice after each bite.

    *licking my lips*
  • pixietoes
    pixietoes Posts: 1,591 Member
    Who would fail to enjoy such a treat?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I mention I am eating an apple? And yes, I am sucking the juice after each bite.

    *licking my lips*

    See, so I am not the only one??
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??


    Have you tried dryer sheets in your underwear?
    No? Why would I want my balls to smell like lilacs and Tide?

    Could that make them more inviting?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would his lilac smelling balls then go nicely with his lavendar gym?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who would fail to enjoy such a treat?

    See no evil?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Good lord? Lilac? What the hell happened to "new car smell"?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?

    Does a bear *kitten* in the woods?

    Were you waiting for that?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Good lord? Lilac? What the hell happened to "new car smell"?
    The new car is still full of the suicidal spiders, did you not get the memo?
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