Thank you MFP forum posters!

Acg67
Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
edited January 2 in Health and Weight Loss
I finally took some of everyone's awesome advice and ate a monster 3,000ish cal breakfast yesterday to turbocharge my metabolism and then cut out some carbs after 6PM. I also tricked my body into thinking I was eating every few hrs by chewing gum and drank 1.5 gallons of ice water to burn extra cals. Lost .5lbs and I wasn't even trying to lose! Awesome tips about eating breakfast and lowering carbs at night, don't listen to the haters that say there is no scientific evidence that those tips do anything because anecdotal evidence obviously trumps silly peer reviewed science :)
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  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Thanks! I'll try this starting tomorrow
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
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  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    :drinker: Since alcohol is technically a carb, I will just drink in the morning.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    :laugh:
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  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    You should drink green tea and join shakeology because that's what I do and I lost .4lbs since April so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.

    Also me me me me me me myself me me myself and I blah blah look at ME
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Next time, just skip all that and do a cleanse. duh
  • JenKillough
    JenKillough Posts: 474 Member
    I KNOW you didn't skip the Apple Cider Vinegar!! Next time, be sure and try it because I hear you'll burn even more fat :wink:
  • testease
    testease Posts: 220
    Your brotein was quite low, you probably lost 100% muscle and no fat. Sorry bro.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    OMG!!!! You are my hero!!!
    Hurry touch my butt!:love::flowerforyou:
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    Your brotein was quite low, you probably lost 100% muscle and no fat. Sorry bro.

    Pretty sure the half chicken had more than 0g of protein
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    :laugh:
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    OMG... this is AWESOME!!
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    I KNOW you didn't skip the Apple Cider Vinegar!! Next time, be sure and try it because I hear you'll burn even more fat :wink:

    Only if you combine it with HCG. Speaking of which, anyone need a refill?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :laugh: :smooched:
  • testease
    testease Posts: 220
    Your brotein was quite low, you probably lost 100% muscle and no fat. Sorry bro.

    Pretty sure the half chicken had more than 0g of protein

    Well the text says 0, so it has to be 0. Its written and on the internet. Cant argue that.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    If you eat your carbs upside-down they turn into negative calories....

    Also...You are so pretty :flowerforyou:
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This made my morning! So did this thread! Thank you all for the laughs!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I KNOW you didn't skip the Apple Cider Vinegar!! Next time, be sure and try it because I hear you'll burn even more fat :wink:

    Only if you combine it with HCG. Speaking of which, anyone need a refill?

    I'm running low. Fill her up, sista!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    How about the coffee enema? It work best with a 3000 calories breakfast
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Today we salute you, Mr. MFP Forum Poster of Unsubstantiated Claims...
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    How about the coffee enema? It work best with a 3000 calories breakfast

    ^^ This
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Also, don't forget to take a magic pill to help further your weight loss. I have been using the pills for about 2 years now and have almost reached my goal of shedding 5 lbs.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Well, it must be because the raspberry ketones and green tea extract gave you that majikal buffer from all those nasty little calories.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Your brotein was quite low, you probably lost 100% muscle and no fat. Sorry bro.

    Pretty sure the half chicken had more than 0g of protein

    Was that chicken cooked or raw? It only absorbed if its raw.
  • LesleeBeAlive
    LesleeBeAlive Posts: 504
    :drinker: Since alcohol is technically a carb, I will just drink in the morning.

    Here here! :drinker:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Why is it no one ever wants to drink my pee?:noway: I swear, it's full of nutrients my body cant use, so I know yours can.:laugh:
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Why is it no one ever wants to drink my pee? I swear, it's full of nutrients my body cant use, so I know your can.

    Quit trying to steal my customers! :wink:
  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
    WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED DR. OZ
  • megleo818
    megleo818 Posts: 595 Member
    If you eat your carbs upside-down they turn into negative calories....

    Yes, but I'm pretty sure you can get pregnant this way.
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    OMG!!!! You are my hero!!!
    Hurry touch my butt!:love::flowerforyou:

    I just spit out my apple... LMAO
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    i just chugged a bottle of Apple Cider Vinegar. Am i doing it right??
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