Zombie Question

Flixie00
Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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Do zombies wear glasses? do they need to see where they are going? what hapens if you are "turned" but you are still wearing contact lenses?

I am now considering laser eye surgery.

Are there any other things I should be considering if i am turned?

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Who you're going to eat first?

    How many calories are in a pound of human flesh..? Or blood?
  • MdmAcolyte
    MdmAcolyte Posts: 382 Member
    Well, when you are turned ~ you are no longer "you" so why worry about it? Get the laser surgery and avoid having to worry about getting new contacts/glasses after the apocalypse.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    don't zombies need like 3098402343 calories every hour, is that why they are so damn cranky and try to eat brains?
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
    I think you're ok. Zombies can navigate by smell (they can smell your spicy brains) and hearing (will always hone in on anyone who trips or knocks something over); the number of zombies with missing or ruined eyeballs seems to indicate that 20/20 vision isn't necessary.

    If there IS a zombie apocalypse, try to be wearing your colored contacts - will cause potential victims to double-take when noticing, giving you precious extra seconds to slurp their brains. Ok, it may cause your eyes to dry out, but you're a zombie, you don't care.
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I think you're ok. Zombies can navigate by smell (they can smell your spicy brains) and hearing (will always hone in on anyone who trips or knocks something over); the number of zombies with missing or ruined eyeballs seems to indicate that 20/20 vision isn't necessary.

    If there IS a zombie apocalypse, try to be wearing your colored contacts - will cause potential victims to double-take when noticing, giving you precious extra seconds to slurp their brains. Ok, it may cause your eyes to dry out, but you're a zombie, you don't care.

    Thank you, this is the kind of practical advise I know I can rely on from the MFP forums. I will sleep better tonight :bigsmile:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I think you're ok. Zombies can navigate by smell (they can smell your spicy brains) and hearing (will always hone in on anyone who trips or knocks something over); the number of zombies with missing or ruined eyeballs seems to indicate that 20/20 vision isn't necessary.

    If there IS a zombie apocalypse, try to be wearing your colored contacts - will cause potential victims to double-take when noticing, giving you precious extra seconds to slurp their brains. Ok, it may cause your eyes to dry out, but you're a zombie, you don't care.

    you win the internet.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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  • ChrisIn757
    ChrisIn757 Posts: 159 Member
    Another question would be "are we wasting our time with all this exercise?" Sure if you can run now it would be easy to reason that you could out run a slow zombie, but what if the zombies are like the ones in Dawn Of The Dead and can sprint?!?!

    I worry about this, because I'm not much of a sprinter...does that mean I will be among the first to go? If I am turned and I cannot sprint will I have to rely on my reasoning skills to surprise a would-be victim? Can I even reason if my brain has been eaten? Will I be a slow zombie forever or can I cross-fit to become better equipped to chase down my prey?

    *sigh*...alas, so many questions to ponder about our doomed future. I think I will go drown my sorrows in a Twinkies.....
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Zombies don't need good eyesight. They can smell your brainz.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Another question would be "are we wasting our time with all this exercise?" Sure if you can run now it would be easy to reason that you could out run a slow zombie, but what if the zombies are like the ones in Dawn Of The Dead and can sprint?!?!

    I worry about this, because I'm not much of a sprinter...does that mean I will be among the first to go? If I am turned and I cannot sprint will I have to rely on my reasoning skills to surprise a would-be victim? Can I even reason if my brain has been eaten? Will I be a slow zombie forever or can I cross-fit to become better equipped to chase down my prey?

    *sigh*...alas, so many questions to ponder about our doomed future. I think I will go drown my sorrows in a Twinkies.....

    This has me laughing uncontrollably at my desk! Thank you for that, sir! :laugh:
  • AlanLeMay
    AlanLeMay Posts: 20
    Another question would be "are we wasting our time with all this exercise?" Sure if you can run now it would be easy to reason that you could out run a slow zombie, but what if the zombies are like the ones in Dawn Of The Dead and can sprint?!?!

    I worry about this, because I'm not much of a sprinter...does that mean I will be among the first to go? If I am turned and I cannot sprint will I have to rely on my reasoning skills to surprise a would-be victim? Can I even reason if my brain has been eaten? Will I be a slow zombie forever or can I cross-fit to become better equipped to chase down my prey?

    *sigh*...alas, so many questions to ponder about our doomed future. I think I will go drown my sorrows in a Twinkies.....

    As far as sprinting goes, remember you do not have to be faster than the zombie. You only have to be faster than the guy next to you. Do not, I repeat do NOT drown your sorrows in Twinkies. Everyone knows that is how the virus is first released. It is the damn Twinkies!!!
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Another question would be "are we wasting our time with all this exercise?" Sure if you can run now it would be easy to reason that you could out run a slow zombie, but what if the zombies are like the ones in Dawn Of The Dead and can sprint?!?!

    I worry about this, because I'm not much of a sprinter...does that mean I will be among the first to go? If I am turned and I cannot sprint will I have to rely on my reasoning skills to surprise a would-be victim? Can I even reason if my brain has been eaten? Will I be a slow zombie forever or can I cross-fit to become better equipped to chase down my prey?

    *sigh*...alas, so many questions to ponder about our doomed future. I think I will go drown my sorrows in a Twinkies.....

    As far as sprinting goes, remember you do not have to be faster than the zombie. You only have to be faster than the guy next to you. Do not, I repeat do NOT drown your sorrows in Twinkies. Everyone knows that is how the virus is first released. It is the damn Twinkies!!!

    I thought it was the c*ckroaches :smile:
  • bugzinc
    bugzinc Posts: 291 Member
    Everytime im in the gym I'm mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member

    Are there any other things I should be considering if i am turned?

    The advice my mom always gave me......Clean underwear!
  • SuMcP
    SuMcP Posts: 244 Member
    Mad as a box of frogs.....rotflmao xx

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