Emergencycompliment.com! Share your favorite :-)

_lizzie_
_lizzie_ Posts: 130
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
http://emergencycompliment.com/ Any one need some cheering up? These are so funny and definitely bring a smile to my face! Which ones your favorite? Mine; "Keep waking around naked. Your neighbors are into it." hahaha!

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  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    Your voice sounds like a thousand cats purring. Also, I'm on acid.
  • tinad120
    tinad120 Posts: 267 Member
    Your sneezes sound like a chorus of angels giggling.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    Everyone was super jealous of your SAT score...

    And actually, that might be true LMAO.
  • awidener86
    awidener86 Posts: 247 Member
    You don't get drunk, you get superhuman.
  • _lizzie_
    _lizzie_ Posts: 130
    Your voice sounds like a thousand cats purring. Also, I'm on acid.

    LOL! I hadn't seen that one yet!
  • starfish1783
    starfish1783 Posts: 120
    You'd be the last one standing in a horror movie. :laugh:

    (Now THAT'S a riot because i bet i'd be the first to die, LOL!)
  • rbear713
    rbear713 Posts: 220 Member
    ME: Hey whats it like?
    them: Whats what like?
    ME: Whats it like to be the coolest mother****er in the whole damn building? (you can change coolest for handsomest, prettiest, slickest, smartest,, whatever est u want...)

    heres one only for pretty girls, but they ALWAYS smile....

    Me: Hey I was just at the grocery store, and i saw ur face up on a sign there that said "keep out at all costs"
    Them: What? Why?
    Me: Cuz you're so damn HOT every time you go through the freezer section you melt ALL THE STUFF!!

    (ok, that one I got from a movie, but the first one is my go to anyway!!)
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    "The kid you passed on the street today wants to grow up to be like you"

    haha this site is too cute, thanks for sharing!
  • Findingmyathlete
    Findingmyathlete Posts: 57 Member
    You're the best at making Cereal =)
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Mine said, "You could be an astronaut if you wanted. NASA told me so," which is funny because I work at Space Center Houston right across the street from NASA. How funny. :)
  • aphillips8180
    aphillips8180 Posts: 77 Member
    Awesome :) Thanks for sharing!
  • _lizzie_
    _lizzie_ Posts: 130
    Mine said, "You could be an astronaut if you wanted. NASA told me so," which is funny because I work at Space Center Houston right across the street from NASA. How funny. :)

    :laugh: That is so awesome!
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    You don't get drunk, you get superhuman.

    Love it!

    Great sight - thanks for sharing!
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    I got, "Hey, did you lose weight? (not that you needed to!)" Which is perfect because I'm tall and NO ONE ever notices when I've lost weight. :bigsmile:
  • arosegeo
    arosegeo Posts: 254 Member
    You're the best at making Cereal =)

    This would actually be a real compliment from me and my sister, we are very picky for our milk to cerial ratio. Our favorite thing to say is "you don't know me, you weren't there, you can't pour my cerial, you don't know what I've been through!!!" lol
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