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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Gorilla! I would recognize that *kitten* anywhere. Did you log your calories burned for the trip?

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did I just throw up everything I ate today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dawn, Might I tell you that I'm giving up the idea of running for more than a mile or two? I'm just not made for it...I've been trying lately and embarrasing myself so I wouldn't log it

    We are not all built for it, but we can be good at other things, right?

    Can I thank you for understanding and leaving the door open for a potential Flirt?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why are you acting like my tutu didn't make you randy?

    Do you do ballet in the tutu for an extra fee?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't you know he will do anything for a small fee?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Would you pay to see that?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    We are not all built for it, but we can be good at other things, right?

    Can I thank you for understanding and leaving the door open for a potential Flirt?

    You surely can; did you have a good weekend?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    So, I'm at Walmart, and I take my boys to the salon there for haircuts.

    It is no secret that I straight razor my head, once every 24-48 hours, religiously.

    The blonde chick behind the counter looks me square in the face and asks, "Would you like to get your hair cut?"

    Really? F'n really?

    Could she have been referring to the one across your *kitten* with Dawn's name on it?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I sure did. Did you have a good weekend?...Is the time change kicking your *kitten* too?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Recognize it? You gave me the thong!

    I didn't think you would wear it to Wal-mart when we ran out of.. well, you know?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Could she have been referring to the one across your *kitten* with Dawn's name on it?
    When did I become Dawn's property?

    Why do I love the sound of that? :drinker:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    I sure did. Did you have a good weekend?...Is the time change kicking your *kitten* too?

    This has been a truly great weekend, actually; can you believe it's already over? Yes, the time change always messes me up -- why the hell do they insist on keeping that tradition alive, anyway?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Because you're addicted to gorilla meat?

    No wonder you like Dawn so much: she's bananas, right?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    does the fact that I just nodded off for a few minutes mean I should go to bed? Can I wish you all a good night?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you tell us if you have any good dreams tomorrow?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you please not use my name if it was me you dreamt about?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Will you please not use my name if it was me you dreamt about?

    ouch Mandi!!! Go easy with me don't you know I'm fragile? Can I let you all know that whatever I dreamt about It wasn't very memorable?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you know that I couldn't sleep last night due to being sick? do you also know that I did not take any medicine and I woke up not sick?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Can I say that it's wonderful you are no longer sick?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I pop in and say good morning?

    Mikey, I'm so glad you are feeling better!!

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