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  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you browsing the POW website to make sure you weren't tagged in your tutu?
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  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Gorilla! I would recognize that *kitten* anywhere. Did you log your calories burned for the trip?

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  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did I just throw up everything I ate today?
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    We are not all built for it, but we can be good at other things, right?

    Can I thank you for understanding and leaving the door open for a potential Flirt?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why are you acting like my tutu didn't make you randy?

    Do you do ballet in the tutu for an extra fee?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't you know he will do anything for a small fee?
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  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Would you pay to see that?
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  • Posts: 2,455 Member

    Can I thank you for understanding and leaving the door open for a potential Flirt?

    You surely can; did you have a good weekend?
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    So, I'm at Walmart, and I take my boys to the salon there for haircuts.

    It is no secret that I straight razor my head, once every 24-48 hours, religiously.

    The blonde chick behind the counter looks me square in the face and asks, "Would you like to get your hair cut?"

    Really? F'n really?

    Could she have been referring to the one across your *kitten* with Dawn's name on it?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    I sure did. Did you have a good weekend?...Is the time change kicking your *kitten* too?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Recognize it? You gave me the thong!

    I didn't think you would wear it to Wal-mart when we ran out of.. well, you know?
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  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    When did I become Dawn's property?

    Why do I love the sound of that? :drinker:
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  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    I sure did. Did you have a good weekend?...Is the time change kicking your *kitten* too?

    This has been a truly great weekend, actually; can you believe it's already over? Yes, the time change always messes me up -- why the hell do they insist on keeping that tradition alive, anyway?
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    Because you're addicted to gorilla meat?

    No wonder you like Dawn so much: she's bananas, right?
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  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    does the fact that I just nodded off for a few minutes mean I should go to bed? Can I wish you all a good night?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you tell us if you have any good dreams tomorrow?
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you please not use my name if it was me you dreamt about?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Will you please not use my name if it was me you dreamt about?

    ouch Mandi!!! Go easy with me don't you know I'm fragile? Can I let you all know that whatever I dreamt about It wasn't very memorable?
  • Posts: 5,257
    do you know that I couldn't sleep last night due to being sick? do you also know that I did not take any medicine and I woke up not sick?
  • Posts: 2,926 Member
    Can I say that it's wonderful you are no longer sick?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I pop in and say good morning?

    Mikey, I'm so glad you are feeling better!!
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