Entertain me....

Okay, I'll bite. My worst date was with my hubby. We've been together since the early days of college (about 20 years). I got all dressed up hoping he'd take me somewhere nice. I wore a cute mini skirt, super cute sweater and some go-go boots. Man was I in for a disappointment. He took me to a tractor salvage yard west of Fargo and he proceeded to take whatever part off the tractor was needed in -20F in January. By the time I left the salvage yard my legs barely worked and were blue. I've never let him plan a date since. Our next date is tomorrow. We're going to Bond. James Bond without the kids!