Don't drink protien shakes have REAL Food

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  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
    I lol'd.
    I blinked.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Be sure to freeze your smoothie, because the ice will burn more calories through internal melting.

    I think you're supposed to add a frozen stick of butter.
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    If you think that's something, try blended tuna

    I've read accounts of people who have actually done this.

    *shudder*

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  • kandilynn03
    kandilynn03 Posts: 110 Member
    Just make a turkey sandwich, and then throw the whole thing in the blender. YUM!

    But in all seriousness, when I was a kid my mom had weight loss surgery (It failed.) and afterward she wasn't supposed to have solid food for a while. And she got this brilliant idea to try to blenderize the food she liked. She tried to eat blenderized spaghetti, it looked disgusting and she was gagging the whole time she was eating it. So, if anyone was wondering why I don't just have wls, that memory is a pretty good deterrent.
  • llpleslie
    llpleslie Posts: 53
    OK, you all are getting gross!!
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    Don't forget to add corn to that shake ! You need your fiber !
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    When I was 17 , my parents had all my wisdom teeth cut out. One week before thanksgiving !!! Yes they did ! I had everything put in a blender and made into a shake. True story !
  • elizak87
    elizak87 Posts: 249 Member
    I like cake.
    I want some too.....

    Why not stick it in a blender with chicken? Protein and carbs for your workout
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    nvmd
  • dayleft
    dayleft Posts: 8
    Agreed.
  • 4EverFit2B
    4EverFit2B Posts: 19 Member
    LOL This thread has totally gone to the crapper....kinda like how blended food-shakes will send you. :sick:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I detected the sarcasm right away and it was the calm and cool delivery that made me laugh out loud. Very funny!!
  • Stace5
    Stace5 Posts: 70 Member
    Mmmmm sounds like baby food. Anyone want to try the baby food diet with me? I heard it's like 100 cals a jar.... and no need to chew
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    ROFL. Oh that type of humour is right up my alley.

    Unfortunately when I had my tonsils out I thought it would be brilliant to enjoy some pureed meal. It was a sad sad day, and I blmae the pain killers for warping my ability to think clearly. Would a food processor qualify as heavy machinery?
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
    I lol'd.
    I blinked.

    Me too. Then I died.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Wait till you all get old and have to go on a pureed diet. Won't be LOL'ing then youll be blabbling incoherently. Still I LOL at those that didnt quite get it.
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
    At first I read this and thought "i'm gonna be sick"

    But now I'm thinking ribeye and asparagus smoothie for dinner.

    Now you are talking!
  • BarackMeLikeAHurricane
    BarackMeLikeAHurricane Posts: 3,400 Member
    I'm a vegetarian, but other than my whey protein shakes, most of my diet is vegan. I have very little protein in my diet without protein shakes. I just add it to oatmeal so I'm kind of eating it.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'm a vegetarian, but other than my whey protein shakes, most of my diet is vegan. I have very little protein in my diet without protein shakes. I just add it to oatmeal so I'm kind of eating it.

    This sounds crazier than OP's idea.
  • nowine4me
    nowine4me Posts: 3,985 Member
    Funny

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