New to the Website. How'd everyone doing?

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  • jlflores915
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    Hello everybody. My name is Joe and I'm new to myfitnesspal. I am challenging myself to loose weight and feel great. When I first started this program, I was noticing how many calories certain foods have. For example, I had a chocolate milk shake from Chili's ( I admit it) and it had about 700 calories!! Wow!!! I don't think I'll ever have a milk shake ever again. Like they say,"a moment on the lips, forever on the hips". So now I'm watching what I eat and going to the gym. Anyway, I'm looking forward to this program and to meet new friends. Have a good day everybody.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I just started having periods when I decided to lose weight. I have no idea how to deal with all of these cramps and the bloating! Help!

    Not to mention her mood swings..........She's like Warren Beaty in Bulworth......

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    .........YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!!?!


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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Can we all stop being mean to the sweet pediatrician with the french accent??
    you mean this guy??? \m/
    Montypythonfrenchtaunter.jpg \m/
  • MrJaxon25
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    Hi. Welcome to the site. What are your certs/qualifications?

    Double major in Exercise Science and Fitness Education
    NSCA-CPT
    Currently studying for CSCS
    AED Certified
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I just started having periods when I decided to lose weight. I have no idea how to deal with all of these cramps and the bloating! Help!

    Not to mention her mood swings..........She's like Warren Beaty in Bulworth......

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    ccqjZ.gif
    .........YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!!?!


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    gPNOx.gif

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I just started having periods when I decided to lose weight. I have no idea how to deal with all of these cramps and the bloating! Help!

    Not to mention her mood swings..........She's like Warren Beaty in Bulworth......

    IMs2O.gif



    ccqjZ.gif
    .........YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!!?!


    fU5Np.gif



    gPNOx.gif

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  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    Hi. Welcome to the site. What are your certs/qualifications?

    Double major in Exercise Science and Fitness Education
    NSCA-CPT
    Currently studying for CSCS
    AED Certified

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  • MrJaxon25
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    Guys, I did not mean for all of the hateful comments to show up. For those of you who are sincere, message me. My faith told me to share what knowledge I have with other and to not keep it for myself. If you have a problem with it, then just don't post/respond. I have done nothing to any of you.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    If I eat an entire chocolate cake while riding backwards on a horse and cross into a new timezone do I have to log those calories? Does it make a difference if it the horses TOM?
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    Guys, I did not mean for all of the hateful comments to show up. For those of you who are sincere, message me. My faith told me to share what knowledge I have with other and to not keep it for myself. If you have a problem with it, then just don't post/respond. I have done nothing to any of you.

    I'm with you!
  • IamBlackMamba
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    NOOB OP, we should just break up.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    Hey guys, I'm new to the website. Here to help your achieve you goals. I have a pretty good amount of knowledge, so why keep it to myself. Feel free to ask me anything and I will give you my best answer.

    I'm sorry Mr.Jackson (oooo) I AM FOREAL

    NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YO DAUGHTA CRY
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Guys, I did not mean for all of the hateful comments to show up. For those of you who are sincere, message me. My faith told me to share what knowledge I have with other and to not keep it for myself. If you have a problem with it, then just don't post/respond. I have done nothing to any of you.

    Settle down buddy. Nobody is attacking you.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I'm totally checking this guy's text messages.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
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    Guys, I did not mean for all of the hateful comments to show up.
    Hateful? No. Playful? Yes.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
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    I'm totally checking this guy's text messages.
    Wise move.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    No one was making hateful comments, just having a little fun.


    As for YOU, op:

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    No one was making hateful comments, just having a little fun.


    As for YOU, op:

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    I hate you.




    *sobs in a corner*





    I HATE YOU!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    No one was making hateful comments, just having a little fun.


    As for YOU, op:

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    ..............







    I hate you.




    *sobs in a corner*





    I HATE YOU!

    I let you have a husband and a kid!!! At least let me have a couple affairs!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Can we all stop being mean to the sweet pediatrician with the french accent??
    you mean this guy??? \m/
    Montypythonfrenchtaunter.jpg \m/

    I FAAAAAARRRRT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!