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POOP FLOATS?

Posts: 66 Member
edited January 4 in Chit-Chat
For the last 11 days i have cut out meat and increased my fiber, and now my poop floats!!! Dont know why. But i thought it was kind of cool!:laugh:

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  • Posts: 509 Member
    Call me Mr Scientist... But fiber is basically wood (cellulose) which we all know floats on water because of its lower density. BTW, The same thing will happen if you eat a high fat diet.
  • Posts: 276
    OMG U CAN TOTALLY DIP UR HEAD IN LIKE UR BOBBIN FOR APPLES!! FUN!!
  • Posts: 460 Member
    Isn't this a movie with Harry Connick Jr and Sandra Bullock?
  • Posts: 8,137 Member
    Way to go!
  • Posts: 66 Member
    IKR!!!!
  • Posts: 66 Member
    LMAO!!
  • Posts: 66 Member
    OMG U CAN TOTALLY DIP UR HEAD IN LIKE UR BOBBIN FOR APPLES!! FUN!!


    UMMM Yeah i wont be doing that LOL
  • Posts: 66 Member
    Call me Mr Scientist... But fiber is basically wood (cellulose) which we all know floats on water because of its lower density. BTW, The same thing will happen if you eat a high fat diet.

    Thanks, Makes sense!!!
  • Posts: 1,308 Member
    fiber makes it lose... its protein that makes it sink -.-
  • Posts: 178
    According to the Mayo Clinic's website, it is because you are gassy. The more your body is producing gas, which tends to be a bi-product of high fiber diets, the more your poop floats. I looked it up because someone told me I wasn't eating enough fiber, and I knew there was no way at all that was possible. LOL
  • Posts: 742 Member
    damn i thought women didn't poop... dream busted
  • Posts: 474
    Isn't this a movie with Harry Connick Jr and Sandra Bullock?

    yes harry drops a serious deuce on sandra!
  • Posts: 407 Member
    saw the title to the post thought it was a crappy movie idea lol
  • Posts: 1,517 Member
    ONE! ONE nugget! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • Posts: 119 Member
    damn i thought women didn't poop... dream busted

    Actually we don't. We just poof out rosy things. :laugh:
  • Posts: 898 Member
    According to the Mayo Clinic's website, it is because you are gassy. The more your body is producing gas, which tends to be a bi-product of high fiber diets, the more your poop floats. I looked it up because someone told me I wasn't eating enough fiber, and I knew there was no way at all that was possible. LOL
    Holy crap, the Mayo clinic really has that on their website? I love it!
  • Posts: 830 Member
    Thanks for telling us. Wanna know how my poop behaves?
  • Posts: 259 Member
    Call me Mr Scientist... But fiber is basically wood (cellulose) which we all know floats on water because of its lower density. BTW, The same thing will happen if you eat a high fat diet.

    Yes but what also floats in water??
  • Posts: 485
    Lol. Well...congrats!
    I shall now associate you with "floating poop girl" when I see you on the forums. :)
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    yes harry drops a serious deuce on sandra!

    This...I...LOL...I can go to bed now, my day has been made.
  • Posts: 683
    :laugh: That is AWESOME!!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 309 Member
    Lol. Well...congrats!
    I shall now associate you with "floating poop girl" when I see you on the forums. :)
    LMAO, I don't know why this made me laugh so much but I have tears in my eyes. xDDDD
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    Yes but what also floats in water??

    Very small rocks!

    Churches! Churches!

    Lead!
  • Posts: 66 Member
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    LMAO, I don't know why this made me laugh so much but I have tears in my eyes. xDDDD
  • Posts: 49 Member
    DUCKS! Ducks float on water!:laugh:
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    Very small rocks!

    Churches! Churches!

    Lead!

    A bridge!!!!

    and very small rocks.
  • Posts: 1,221 Member
    Congratulations on your floating poop. If you happen to get stranded at sea, you'll have a fresh supply of flotation devices.
  • Posts: 9,377 Member
    MiCool90 wrote: »
    Isn't this a movie with Harry Connick Jr and Sandra Bullock?

    Hope Floats! That's what I was going to post and then I saw this one. Way to steal my thunder, two years earlier.
  • Posts: 116 Member
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Love the title of this post!
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