Random things I hate

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  • petstorekitty
    petstorekitty Posts: 592 Member
    Normally I'm a pretty happy and kind person...but there are some things that annoy me to no end. I thought I'd post them here for your enjoyment:

    1. The cleaning lady at work - She comes on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, always around 3:00 p.m. She always knocks on the door frame (I'm in an open office). It's completely annoying. It interrupts me (while I'm on MFP). And she never puts my trash can back where I had it. Hello?! I'm right here!! I see you!! WHY can't they clean after hours?

    2. I take a shuttle to work one day a week. There are these two kids, maybe 20 years old, who ride it in the morning and evening. They are dating (and I'm sure oh-so-in-love), but they cannot keep their hands off of each other. Not overly making out, but she lays in his lap, he tickles her or play wrestles, she's (sort of) going "Oh, stop it, giggle!" And on and on, for the entire hour. They're so schmoopey it's sickening. I can hear them over the max volume of my headphones. I really want to yell, "Cut it out! What are you, 15?!"

    3. Christmas music - I hate it. It's everywhere. I kinda hate Christmas too.

    4. People who shuffle their feet. How lazy are you?

    5. People who take "free" samples out of the bins at Sprouts like it's not stealing...especially when there are signs that say, "If you want a sample, please ask." I've seen people just munching their way down the aisle. REALLY?!

    There. I feel better. What random things do you hate?

    Oh bollox. My Sprouts says "no samples" *sad face*
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    OH MY GOD I TRIED TO STAY AWAY BUT GIRL YOU GOT ME GOING I CAN'T STOP! IM ON FIRE WITH RAGE AND HATE! I ALSO HATE WHEN I TURN ON MY COMPUTER AND I SEE THAT ADOBE HAS A NEW UPDATE FOR ME AND I THINK OH GREAT A NEW UPDATE! COOL! YAH! NEWS VERSION OUT THERE RIGHT HERE ON MYYYYY COMPUTER!! SO I UPDATE AND NOTHING CHANGES EVER. EVER. E-V-E-R. SAME DAMN ADOBE AS WHAT I HAD BEFORE MY UPDATE SO NOW IM LIVID AND I GET MAD AND I UNINSTALLY ADOBE BECAUSE I CAN BECAUSE I HAVE THAT POWER AND IM PISSED AND LIVID BUT THEN I NEED ADOBE LATER SO I GET REALLLLLLY PISSED AND REINSTALL IT BECAUSE IT JUST TICKED MY DAMN TICKER WHEN IT DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING IN THE UPDATES OMG SOO LIVID

    Monkey, I think you need to cuddle a kitty.
  • petstorekitty
    petstorekitty Posts: 592 Member
    I hate being worshipped...it's not easy being a God or having the body of a God. All those silly prayers on Sunday, my day off. Like I really care if your team wins!!! I'm supposed to be working on this end of the world thing next month and I have no idea what to do...

    LMAO! In my office chair.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    i hate the holocaust ....


    in my thinking.. every thing is trival when you realize, thru history, people have had it way worse than you. go ahead and hate, post rants and generally have the mentality of a toddler, but remember, billions of people have it worse than you, maybe be just a little bit grateful that you get to hate things other people would die to have.
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    People that make this kind of thread.

    ^^

    People that know what type of thread this is and still come read it and then post stupid stuff like how they hate people who make this kind of thread.

    People who ***** and complain about threads being just *****ing and complaining and how anybody who *****es and complains has no reason to ***** and complain because hey, I was upset because I didn't have shoes and then I saw a guy who didn't have feet and we should all be happy because things could be worse, right?

    I wonder if he'd give me his shoes.....
  • YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THINGS ALONG THE LINES OF HAVING THINGS WAY WORSE BUT NO IM SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN WHEN YOU HAVE AN ITCH ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FOOT!! SO YOU GO TO SCRATCH IT BUT IT TICKLES SO YOU START LAUGHING LIKE REALLY REALLY HARD THEN YOU FART BECAUSE YOU'RE GASSY AND YOUR FOOT STILL ITCHES SO YOU BEND DOWN TO SCRATCH IT BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE YOUR FRESHLY EXPELLED ANAL AIR IS ABOUT FACE LEVEL NOW AS YOU'RE DOWN THERE LAUGHING TRYING TO SCRATCH YOUR FOOT AND CANT BREATH. AND YOU TELL ME I HAVE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS? I THINK YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE SOOOOO GREAT WITH YOUR EASY LIFE BRINGING UP YOUR EVENTS THESE THINGS PISS ME OFF TO NO END AND I HATE IT
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    I hate people like you.

    A free sample is meant to be taken.

    Christmas is meant to be enjoyed.

    It's not the cleaning lady's fault you don't like that she comes in during work hours.

    Why do you care if people shuffle their feet?

    You, my dear, are quite an extremist.

    I hate people like you who've never had a bad day and went online somewhere to vent about it relatively anonymously rather than blowing up on their spouse or kids or coworkers. As somebody said in another thread "Pot, kettle, black...."
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    What does this post have to do with strippers?
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    People that make this kind of thread.

    ^^

    People that know what type of thread this is and still come read it and then post stupid stuff like how they hate people who make this kind of thread.

    People who ***** and complain about threads being just *****ing and complaining and how anybody who *****es and complains has no reason to ***** and complain because hey, I was upset because I didn't have shoes and then I saw a guy who didn't have feet and we should all be happy because things could be worse, right?

    I wonder if he'd give me his shoes.....

    and i really hate that MFP filters certain words like b*tch and puts a bunch of ***** there because somebody might be offended by my typing b*tch with an i but they won't be bothered by my typing it witn an * in there.
  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
    I feel as though a little piece of my happiness died after reading this post.

    I need some smarties.

    *shuffles off to get some*

    Are those free sample smarties?
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    What does this post have to do with strippers?

    You can hate that there's no strippers in here.
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 772 Member
    Just to name a few:
    Tattoos
    Piercings anywhere except the ear lobes
    Pants worn with the crotch at knee-level & the waistband at (or below) mid-butt
    Caps worn sideways
    Loud vehicles (exhaust or radios)
    Speed limits
    Long red lights
    Slow computers
    Know-it-all people
    Cold coffee or warm beer
    Country music
    Reality shows
    Basketball
    Ice storms
    Liars
    Theives
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    What does this post have to do with strippers?

    You can hate that there's no strippers in here.
    There might be strippers in here. They're dressed as girls who are working out.
  • KatyCrum6969
    KatyCrum6969 Posts: 124 Member
    YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THINGS ALONG THE LINES OF HAVING THINGS WAY WORSE BUT NO IM SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN WHEN YOU HAVE AN ITCH ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FOOT!! SO YOU GO TO SCRATCH IT BUT IT TICKLES SO YOU START LAUGHING LIKE REALLY REALLY HARD THEN YOU FART BECAUSE YOU'RE GASSY AND YOUR FOOT STILL ITCHES SO YOU BEND DOWN TO SCRATCH IT BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE YOUR FRESHLY EXPELLED ANAL AIR IS ABOUT FACE LEVEL NOW AS YOU'RE DOWN THERE LAUGHING TRYING TO SCRATCH YOUR FOOT AND CANT BREATH. AND YOU TELL ME I HAVE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS? I THINK YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE SOOOOO GREAT WITH YOUR EASY LIFE BRINGING UP YOUR EVENTS THESE THINGS PISS ME OFF TO NO END AND I HATE IT
    HAHAHAHAHAH!
    I'm dying x)
  • I hate people like you.

    A free sample is meant to be taken.

    Christmas is meant to be enjoyed.

    It's not the cleaning lady's fault you don't like that she comes in during work hours.

    Why do you care if people shuffle their feet?

    You, my dear, are quite an extremist.

    I hate people like you who've never had a bad day and went online somewhere to vent about it relatively anonymously rather than blowing up on their spouse or kids or coworkers. As somebody said in another thread "Pot, kettle, black...."

    I've had a bad day before.

    Your point is invalid.
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    What does this post have to do with strippers?

    You can hate that there's no strippers in here.
    There might be strippers in here. They're dressed as girls who are working out.

    . . . working out their problems?
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    What does this post have to do with strippers?

    You can hate that there's no strippers in here.
    There might be strippers in here. They're dressed as girls who are working out.

    . . . working out their problems?
    Of course!
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    What does this post have to do with strippers?

    You can hate that there's no strippers in here.
    There might be strippers in here. They're dressed as girls who are working out.

    Excellent point. They fooled me again.
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    Normally I'm a pretty happy and kind person...but there are some things that annoy me to no end. I thought I'd post them here for your enjoyment:

    1. The cleaning lady at work - She comes on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, always around 3:00 p.m. She always knocks on the door frame (I'm in an open office). It's completely annoying. It interrupts me (while I'm on MFP). And she never puts my trash can back where I had it. Hello?! I'm right here!! I see you!! WHY can't they clean after hours?
    Because they have families and lives too that they would like to spend time with. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat people in the service industry or others who they think are "beneath" them

    2. I take a shuttle to work one day a week. There are these two kids, maybe 20 years old, who ride it in the morning and evening. They are dating (and I'm sure oh-so-in-love), but they cannot keep their hands off of each other. Not overly making out, but she lays in his lap, he tickles her or play wrestles, she's (sort of) going "Oh, stop it, giggle!" And on and on, for the entire hour. They're so schmoopey it's sickening. I can hear them over the max volume of my headphones. I really want to yell, "Cut it out! What are you, 15?!"
    No, they're 20. And they probably are in love. That's what people in love do at that age. Lets hate on love...lol.

    3. Christmas music - I hate it. It's everywhere. I kinda hate Christmas too.
    You hate Christmas music & Christmas. Boy, you must be a real peach to be around. That "normally" happy/kind person is just bubbling out of you.

    4. People who shuffle their feet. How lazy are you?
    To be annoyed by how a person walks.....your life must truly, truly suck.

    5. People who take "free" samples out of the bins at Sprouts like it's not stealing...especially when there are signs that say, "If you want a sample, please ask." I've seen people just munching their way down the aisle. REALLY?!
    yeaaaahhh. That's what the word "free" means. It means you can take them. And if there wasn't someone standing there to help them....I would take one too....or 3 for that matter. Oooooo, I must have really made your *kitten* list on that one.

    There. I feel better. What random things do you hate?

    My 2 rules in life. 1) Don't sweat the small stuff. 2) It's all small stuff.

    Are there any smarties left?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member

    Are there any smarties left?

    Probably... I didn't have any in the house... So instead I ate 5 bags of halloween candy reese pieces instead.

    Tough evening... Don't judge
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode:
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