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ha ha ho he ha0
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just could not stop laughing0
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but then i remembered that0
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my cat died last night0
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while I was making chilly....0
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So what are you going0
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to do? my mom asked0
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With your dead cats body?0
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I wrapped her up all...0
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I wrapped her up all...
and buried her out back.0 -
but then the ASPCA came0
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and said I did not ...0
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have sexual relations with that0
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dead cat but the condom0
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was clinging to my shoe0
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so I used saran wrap0
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To hide the evidence of0
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my love for that dead0
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cat, that I miss so ...0
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much. Sometimes, I like to0
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cry when I think about .........0
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But today I found out0
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that the cat isn't really0
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Dead, It just moved to0
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my neighbor's garage! It has0
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been chasing mice and found0
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a radioactive, mind-reading aardvark0
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That likes to talk to0
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Mr. Ed via television reruns0
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that are not broadcast anymore0
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