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  • lindsy721
    lindsy721 Posts: 350 Member
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    Stalking - When two people go for a long romantic walk at night but only one of them knows about it.
    LOL!!! <3
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    I send the creepiest message I can think of and I am rarely denied!!!!

    At least my friends know what they are getting into.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    If your profile pic was from Blazing Saddles I'd be begging you to be my friend.


    I think it's from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask.

    It's actually me after a trip to Scotland. Those people make some mean whiskey. (I tried to get it annulled, but had to go for a divorce instead.)
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
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    "You will be assimilated!"
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
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    "Hi, would you like to be my friend? I have been stalking you and I think we would make a good match. Do you always sleep naked? You should probably start shutting your curtains at night? Thanks!"

    Couch too close to the window in living room too? Or is that ok? :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Anything will work other than "nice shirt"


    By the way....nice shirt.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    I went I can haz cheezburger on my last friend request...and it worked...
  • dValkyrie
    dValkyrie Posts: 127 Member
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    I have candy - get in the van. ;)
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    "Accept or die. The choice is yours."

    ^^This
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    I am a guy...why would I reject any friend request?
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
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    Stalking - When two people go for a long romantic walk at night but only one of them knows about it.

    :flowerforyou:

    or

    Hey baby, that outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on CBS News Crimesiders.
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
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    What about something like "I'm lonely and looking for a girlfriend, and you are like super hottt!"

    Would that work?
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
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    the requests I get usually have something to do with a post. I would honestly love a request that said only "You there! Cake or death?" because win.

    If I send the request it's random. I dunno. Been different for everyone.

    I'll have th chicken!
  • IronDame
    IronDame Posts: 275
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    I normally just tell them I like their boobs, moobs or *kitten* and that gets me in.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    Relevant quotes from Archer tend to get my attention.
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
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    Please accept since I reckon by your current profile picture I might even see some more underwear pics if you do.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    Anything will work other than "nice shirt"

    How about "nice pants"?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
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    Anything will work other than "nice shirt"

    How about "nice pants"?

    Nah.. I dont think I ever got that..only shirt
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Please accept since I reckon by your current profile picture I might even see some more underwear pics if you do.

    I've been tempted to use:
    "I doubt we have anything in common, but I really want to creep your profile pics!"
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Anything will work other than "nice shirt"

    How about "nice pants"?

    Nah.. I dont think I ever got that..only shirt

    It's not the shirt.

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