How many strips of bacon in one sitting is too many?

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Bacon is overrated.


    That's right, I said it.

    I'm going to go ahead and agree with this.

    Both of you GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    I will cook an entire pack of bacon and my husband will eat all of it in one sitting.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    No such thing as too many strips of bacon...EVER.
  • JustANumber85
    JustANumber85 Posts: 644 Member
    Bacon is overrated.


    That's right, I said it.

    Clearly you have only been exposed to crappy bacon.

    (Yep, I'm not afraid to admit the unpopular truth that there is such a thing as crappy bacon.)

    There IS crappy bacon. That bacon thats chewy, too crispy, doesnt taste like bacon.....etc. Personally i like the kind that you put in the microwave and it comes out all crispy and good. YUM
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Bacon is overrated.


    That's right, I said it.

    I concur... but that's only because I was exposed to bacon weekly (and sometime biweekly) for 5 years in food service.... the ONLY time I eat it now is when it's on a BLT... that I usually make Sonic or McAlister's prepare for me...

    Now sausage on the other hand... :love:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i could not care less what anyone's number is.

    to paraphrase from Chris Rock:
    Never ask a woman how much bacon she’s had... cause you don’t wanna know. Just be happy you’re getting some bacon, too. Why you wanna know? You ain’t regulating strips. You ain’t puttin a claim nowhere. Just be happy you’re getting some now. Why you wanna know? Why? First of all no matter what she say, it’s too much for you. No matter what she say. She can go “Two” and you’re like “Two?!?!? TWO?!?! TWO?!?! NO NO NO! TWO?! I guess that’s how you was raised.”

    Women will lie about how much bacon she’s had in court,. They don’t care. “Yeah, I swear” If she says 3… thats 10. It’s like you gotta give every woman like a 7 strip curve. That’s more like 3 strips to the 8th power. And women y’all think y’all slick, y’all ain’t slick. I know the game. i watched it unfold. You ask a woman how much bacon she’s had, she’s not gonna tell you how much bacon she’s had. She’ll tell you how many she had at the breakfast table. Cause women only count bacon at the breakfast table. That’s right they don’t count all those miscellaneous bacon she had. “Yeah that strip I ate at the stove, that 2 I ate over the sink. Oh that strip I had by the fridge. That don’t count! I thought you was talking bout breakfast strips!"
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    i could not care less what anyone's number is.

    to paraphrase from Chris Rock:
    Never ask a woman how much bacon she’s had... cause you don’t wanna know. Just be happy you’re getting some bacon, too. Why you wanna know? You ain’t regulating strips. You ain’t puttin a claim nowhere. Just be happy you’re getting some now. Why you wanna know? Why? First of all no matter what she say, it’s too much for you. No matter what she say. She can go “Two” and you’re like “Two?!?!? TWO?!?! TWO?!?! NO NO NO! TWO?! I guess that’s how you was raised.”

    Women will lie about how much bacon she’s had in court,. They don’t care. “Yeah, I swear” If she says 3… thats 10. It’s like you gotta give every woman like a 7 strip curve. That’s more like 3 strips to the 8th power. And women y’all think y’all slick, y’all ain’t slick. I know the game. i watched it unfold. You ask a woman how much bacon she’s had, she’s not gonna tell you how much bacon she’s had. She’ll tell you how many she had at the breakfast table. Cause women only count bacon at the breakfast table. That’s right they don’t count all those miscellaneous bacon she had. “Yeah that strip I ate at the stove, that 2 I ate over the sink. Oh that strip I had by the fridge. That don’t count! I thought you was talking bout breakfast strips!"

    funny how on the "other" thread, there were a LOT of words starred-out in that quote...

    I guess that proves bacon is better than sex....
    :wink:
  • JustANumber85
    JustANumber85 Posts: 644 Member

    I guess that proves bacon is better than sex....
    :wink:

    I disagree mattering on how good the sex is.
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    bogus question

    you can wrap ANYTHING in bacon and I will eat it LOL
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 849 Member
    how is this even a question?! LOL
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Bacon is overrated.


    That's right, I said it.

    people on this site are soooooooooooo mean!

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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member

    I guess that proves bacon is better than sex....
    :wink:

    I disagree mattering on how good the sex is.

    how about sex wrapped in bacon?!? wait....what? Need to change the sheets on that one..
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member

    I guess that proves bacon is better than sex....
    :wink:

    I disagree mattering on how good the sex is.

    how about sex wrapped in bacon?!? wait....what? Need to change the sheets on that one..

    Yes please.
    "baby, next time can we do sex wrapped in bacon"
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member


    Thanks. Now I want a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

    Best. Combo. Ever.
    agreed. except i add homemade strawberry jam to mine. <3<3<3<3
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    If you EAT ALL THE BACON, that's too many. Didn't your parents teach you to share?
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