**Important Christmas reminder**

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
in Chit-Chat
If you say you want nothing for Christmas the following items you may receive.


1. A tie
2. A calender with pictures of all our fun from the year!
3. Garfield mug
4. Ziggy mudflaps
5. Coupon for 20 super duper half hearted backrubs



Add your own!

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  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
    "clark,it's the gift that keeps giving"
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

    We didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid so I usually got fruit in mine.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

    Nowadays that Coal would be worth some good money!
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
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    could you make that the scotch of the month club :drinker: lol
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
    "clark,it's the gift that keeps giving"

    Dang it, beaten like a dusty rug!! XD
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

    We didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid so I usually got fruit in mine.

    Awww. .no wonder you hate Christmas so much!. . poor Grinchy :(
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Exactly what you asked for. . nuthin!

    I try to take people at face value. .
  • joapple11
    joapple11 Posts: 25 Member
    A plastic clown figurine
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    Crochet socks or scarf

    Fruitcake :sick:

    Stinky perfume or cologne
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I always say I want money. I never get what I want.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

    We didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid so I usually got fruit in mine.

    Awww. .no wonder you hate Christmas so much!. . poor Grinchy :(

    But I love Christmas!

    My heart has grown.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    The 30 (or so) things that you've been telling me you want all year then change your mind to "nothing" in November.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    My daughter has learned....if you say nothing, you get nothing...and Santa leaves a kind-hearted letter saying that he heard that her gifts would be better served for needy children and they were delivered with her name next to Santa's
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    I don't care.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    "clark,it's the gift that keeps giving"

    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

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  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    My daughter has learned....if you say nothing, you get nothing...and Santa leaves a kind-hearted letter saying that he heard that her gifts would be better served for needy children and they were delivered with her name next to Santa's





    ........nuh uh. Did you really??
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i usually wind up with gift cards to places i don't like shopping/eating at.

    .... or ugly grandma sweatshirts with cats on them. *shudders*
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

    We didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid so I usually got fruit in mine.

    Awww. .no wonder you hate Christmas so much!. . poor Grinchy :(

    But I love Christmas!

    My heart has grown.

    Oh jeez. . now I'm tearing up. .
  • Farburnfred
    Farburnfred Posts: 333 Member
    Toiletries with dubious scents
    Bags..I do not know why but people keep giving me hand bags and evening bags which I NEVER use. I am totally and forever attached to my rucksack!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
    "clark,it's the gift that keeps giving"

    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

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    :D
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
    I want that Garfield mug!
  • mramirez1981
    mramirez1981 Posts: 134
    No gift cards! I don't need help deciding where to spend money!
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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    I usually get them a gift set.. they make shampoo,conditioner and bodywash ones now, and you can always put on there,
    " now you have no reason to stink,take a bath! and next year be sure to tell me what you want" lol


    ooohh my goodness, i just gave myself a great idea!
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Something that the kids made with too much glue, way too much glitter and it will fall apart before the wrapping comes off.

    Next year I'll get organized and make my own beautiful gifts that I saw on someone's pinterest page who I know has way less artistic talent than I do and I feel the need to show them up a little.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
    "clark,it's the gift that keeps giving"

    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

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    I don't believe we have met, but I love you.

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