I have a headache.

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etoiles_argentees
etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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Just thought you should know. Any tips or tricks that don't involve pills? I'm already drinking wine....
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Hit it with a hammer. That always helps me.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    My head hurts too much to go find hammers, try again.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Heroin. Bell bottoms. Punk rock.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Place your elbows on a table or desk, and the rest your head in your hands. Lean forward so that your arms are bearing a lot of your weight. Remove hands suddenly, and let your head fall to the table or desk.

    Repeat until unconsciousness ensues.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    Morphine?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Hit it with a hammer. That always helps me.

    I sent myself to the ER once by doing this...was repairing the framing around the garage. (I'll type up the story about that sometime.)
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    more wine
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    48-plan-b-kill-it-with-fire.jpg
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
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    Just make him leave.
  • Starla_
    Starla_ Posts: 349
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    self pleasure
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Hit it with a hammer. That always helps me.

    I sent myself to the ER once by doing this...was repairing the framing around the garage. (I'll type up the story about that sometime.)

    I would like to hear that story. If you type it up, I will tell you about the time I went to the ER when I was 4, because I had shoved a piece of chopped celery up my nose. Quid pro quo, Clarice.
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    self pleasure

    lol was thinking sex would help!
  • mochaporter
    mochaporter Posts: 4 Member
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    Guillotine is very effective. You could opt for Excedrin if you desire a less permanent solution.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    Hit it with a hammer. That always helps me.

    I sent myself to the ER once by doing this...was repairing the framing around the garage. (I'll type up the story about that sometime.)

    I would like to hear that story. If you type it up, I will tell you about the time I went to the ER when I was 4, because I had shoved a piece of chopped celery up my nose. Quid pro quo, Clarice.
    My sister shoved a red hot candy up her nose once.....
  • mmapags
    mmapags Posts: 8,934 Member
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    self pleasure

    lol was thinking sex would help!

    Always works for me!
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    Not sure where to get sex or heroin, guess I'm head banging tonight.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    cointreau and ice.

    Put ice on head whilst drinking cointreau. Mixes really well with wine to create the ultimate porcelain bus experience. Intersperse with red wine if you want the technicolor rainbow version of the porcelain bus experience.



    You're welcome.
  • Rocking_Robin
    Rocking_Robin Posts: 238 Member
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    I suffer from chronic migraines due to stress...sometimes a heating pad on the back of my neck helps.....I also like the wine idea ::))

    Feel better!
  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
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    stop reading the internet screen as soon as you can.

    use your fingers to massage hard onto your scalp, especially the top of the neck where your skull meets your spine/ behind the ears / or if you have a localized headache you can massage in that spot

    try a warm bath with a scent you enjoy (lavender is good for relaxation, which could help the head)

    sleep

    hope you feel better quick!

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