Best Joke?

omanitshann
omanitshann Posts: 179 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
So for homework I have to pick a joke and illustrate it. Heres a list of what I've found so far, tell me which ones you like the best, or leave a comment if you have any suggestions of witty/unique/corny jokes that you know! (Keep it clean!)

-What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow Flakes!
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns!
-Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Because they keeps dropping their trunks!
-HOw do you make gold soup?
Add 27 carrots!
-What do you call a cow that's lost a child?
Decaffeinated
- Did you hear about the cat that swallowed yarn? She had mittens!
- What do you call a bear in the rain?
A Drizzly bear!
-What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?
A Frisbee!

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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144 Member
    Buy the popsicles with the jokes on the sticks. :heart:
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    - Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
    To get better buns!

    I like this one! It's super cute :)
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Two guys walk into a bar....


    ...third one ducks.

    JM
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    - Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
    To get better buns!

    I like this one! It's super cute :)

    ^^This!!! It would also be a super cute illustration :smile:
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