How to lose weight: A seriously JOKING guide

donyellemoniquex3
donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
1) brush your teeth and hair
2) Get a hair cut !
3) Exfoliate your skin
4) before weighing in for the week; stretch, yawn and relax
5) EAT FOOD ! The more calories of clean food the better.
6) burn 500-100 calories a day
7) it's okay to goof off occasionally. Cause you only live once !
8) Love Thyself
9) invest in the WiiU, PS3 and iTouch 5

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  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    BUMP
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I still didn't laugh.
  • runnerjenn0708
    runnerjenn0708 Posts: 400 Member
    I still didn't laugh.

    But YOU made ME laugh
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    crazy chicks :love:
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    whoops, I meant 500-1000 not 500-100 xD
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    crazy chicks :love:
    I'm outside your window.


    How YOU doin?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    lame
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I still didn't laugh.

    But YOU made ME laugh

    ;)
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • farfoorah
    farfoorah Posts: 168
    whoops, I meant 500-1000 not 500-100 xD

    lol this is cute...
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member

    crazy chicks :love:
    I'm outside your window.


    How YOU doin?

    Gee, I hope no one breaks in and ties me up, I would be completely vulnerable.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I thought it was funny! :laugh:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I thought it was funny! :laugh:

    Everything but the first post?
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    This is funny

    Just not ha ha funny
  • NoMoreFlubbering
    NoMoreFlubbering Posts: 95 Member
    I did enjoy #2 - cut your hair. My hair is big, curly, and heavy as it gets longer. I love cutting it because my neck relaxes!
  • wavdawg4
    wavdawg4 Posts: 139 Member
    6XYrA.gif

    This...made me laugh :D ... i have this reaction to a lot of things LOL
  • CynthiaElise
    CynthiaElise Posts: 262 Member
    whoops, I meant 500-1000 not 500-100 xD

    lol this is cute...

    I thought so too!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I did enjoy #2 - cut your hair. My hair is big, curly, and heavy as it gets longer. I love cutting it because my neck relaxes!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member

    crazy chicks :love:
    I'm outside your window.


    How YOU doin?

    Gee, I hope no one breaks in and ties me up, I would be completely vulnerable.
    I have plenty of chloroform available.


    You won't even know what happened. I mean, do you even remember the last time?


    Wait...lolwut?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    This is funny

    Just not ha ha funny

    like queer funny?

    or scary funny?

    or all of the above?
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    Try the Meth Diet.
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    6XYrA.gif

    This...made me laugh :D ... i have this reaction to a lot of things LOL
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  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    6XYrA.gif

    This...made me laugh :D ... i have this reaction to a lot of things LOL

    Same....even better is now my 5y.o. gives people this look....I can't even help but giggle everytime
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    Word around the MFP block is that you're bananas.

    Is that really necessary? Jesus.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    1) brush your teeth and hair
    2) Get a hair cut !
    3) Exfoliate your skin
    4) before weighing in for the week; stretch, yawn and relax
    5) EAT FOOD ! The more calories of clean food the better.
    6) burn 500-100 calories a day
    7) it's okay to goof off occasionally. Cause you only live once !
    8) Love Thyself
    9) invest in the WiiU, PS3 and iTouch 5

    Stop using Voluminous shampoo in the shower - fuller body....runs down your body ... think about it

    Take a healthy *kitten* daily

    LOTS OF SEX
  • mrtoaster
    mrtoaster Posts: 90 Member
    10) industrial accidents that result in limb loss
  • Yani51
    Yani51 Posts: 48 Member
    11) Wash yourself with dish washing liquid that claim to be able to 'dissolve fat'.
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