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Posts: 853 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
Here's how it works:

*** Post a wish!
Example: I wish to win a million dollars

Now the next person who posts has to grant their wish but with a negative spin, and then include a wish of their own:
*** Example: "Wish granted, but you got struck by lightning and have to spend it all on medical bills", and then include their own wish for the next person!

I will start.
I wish I was famous!

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  • Posts: 16
    You become famous because you vomited onto the red carpet as an onlookers. Tom Cruise stepped in your vomit and the video went viral.

    Wish: To own a castle!
  • Posts: 2,384 Member
    You get your castle, but it's haunted by several demons

    I wish to have fairy god parents like Cosmo and Wanda !
  • Posts: 229
    You become famous because you vomited onto the red carpet as an onlookers. Tom Cruise stepped in your vomit and the video went viral.

    Wish: To own a castle!

    You're looking at real estate on eBay and buy a castle for 1,000 dollars. You receive it in the mail and you realize it is a sand castle made of sand and duck poop. The purchase is non-refundable.




    I wish I had a glass of wine!
  • Posts: 782 Member
    You get the wine but don't realize that the supplier accidentally mixed poison into it.

    I wish all my MFP friends would reach their goals even if I don't.
  • Posts: 34,808 Member
    You get the wine but don't realize that the supplier accidentally mixed poison into it.

    I wish all my MFP friends would reach their goals even if I don't.

    They reach their goals, then unfriend you.

    Wish it wasn't raining.
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    They reach their goals, then unfriend you.

    Wish it wasn't raining.

    Wish granted, but now theres a blizzard outside!

    i wish starbucks was healthier
  • Posts: 103 Member
    Starbucks is the new water buuuuttttt from drinking it so much u have developed some kind of skin rash that no cream will help it go away!


    I wish for happiness!
  • Posts: 202 Member
    Starbucks is the new water buuuuttttt from drinking it so much u have developed some kind of skin rash that no cream will help it go away!


    I wish for happiness!

    You are now extremely happy, and they will release you from your rubber room and straight jacket in 6 months with intense therapy and medication.

    I wish to be 20 again.
  • Posts: 849 Member
    6
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    You are now extremely happy, and they will release you from your rubber room and straight jacket in 6 months with intense therapy and medication.

    I wish to be 20 again.

    You're 20 again, but now you know everything you didn't before and STILL have to make the same mistakes. And hang out with the same goofballs... :)

    I wish I was finally leaving work!
  • Posts: 383 Member
    You're finally leaving work and off to your second job!

    I wish I had a dog.
  • Posts: 248 Member
    6

    since everyone so RUDELY skipped you...

    you get your 6, but it's followed by a 9.
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    since everyone so RUDELY skipped you...

    you get your 6, but it's followed by a 9.
    MARRY
  • Posts: 716
    You're finally leaving work and off to your second job!

    I wish I had a dog.

    You have your dog but unfortunately he is blind with no knee caps:ohwell:

    I wish I owned a boat.
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    since everyone so RUDELY skipped you...

    you get your 6, but it's followed by a 9.

    Um... it's called "corrupt-a-wish" - I think you've missed the point :devil:
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    Um... it's called "corrupt-a-wish" - I think you've missed the point :devil:

    hardly. i'm going to corrupt him just fine.
  • Posts: 47 Member
    You get your boat, but it isn't water proof

    I wish Merlin wasn't ending
  • Posts: 4,733 Member
    I wish I owned a boat.

    sadly on the first day you own it, the boat is struck by lightning, catches fire, and sinks.

    i wish i had Cindy Crawford's phone number.
  • Posts: 1,517 Member
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    hardly. i'm going to corrupt him just fine.

    you corrupt him but he falls into a state of continual sleep.

    I wish to read everyone's mind.
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    sadly on the first day you own it, the boat is struck by lightning, catches fire, and sinks.
    Dang that's so harsh :cry: :sad:
  • Posts: 34,808 Member
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    sadly on the first day you own it, the boat is struck by lightning, catches fire, and sinks.

    i wish i had Cindy Crawford's phone number.

    You have the phone number. She, however, has your number blocked.

    I wish I'd find sunken treasure.
  • Posts: 1,651 Member
    Wish granted, but you drown before you get back up to the surface.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Posts: 202 Member

    you corrupt him but he falls into a state of continual sleep.

    I wish to read everyone's mind.

    You can read everyone's mind, and now know what they really think of you. You are so upset you become a hermit, and move into a cave in the woods.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Posts: 4,733 Member
    Wish granted, but you drown before you get back up to the surface.

    I wish I could fly.

    you wake up tomorrow able to fly. sadly, you are now a mosquito.

    i wish i could live forever.
  • Posts: 7
    You find your treasure,and now rest at the bottom of the sea with it.


    I wish i had a more fitness friends!!
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    you wake up tomorrow able to fly. sadly, you are now a mosquito.

    i wish i could live forever.

    You will now live forever but you continue to age, by the age of 150 you look like a corpse anyway.

    I wish for a gorgeous, rich boyfriend who worships me.
  • Posts: 131 Member
    You get a gorgeous, rich boyfriend that worships you so much he kills you and keeps your dead body preserved to admire you forever.

    I wish for non-porous and affordable Tupperware.
  • Posts: 24 Member
    You keep the body parts in the Tupperware


    I wish I was 24 again
  • Posts: 853 Member
    You keep the body parts in the Tupperware


    I wish I was 24 again
    You are 24 again, but the time travel has taken a few of your limbs in the process.

    I wish for world peace!
  • Posts: 1,651 Member
    Your world peace is granted, there is peace on Mars.

    I wish my feet were smaller.
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