Corrupt-a-wish game!

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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,961 Member
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    I wish I owned a boat.

    sadly on the first day you own it, the boat is struck by lightning, catches fire, and sinks.

    i wish i had Cindy Crawford's phone number.

    You have the phone number. She, however, has your number blocked.

    I wish I'd find sunken treasure.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Wish granted, but you drown before you get back up to the surface.

    I wish I could fly.
  • pudgeylou
    pudgeylou Posts: 202 Member
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    you corrupt him but he falls into a state of continual sleep.

    I wish to read everyone's mind.

    You can read everyone's mind, and now know what they really think of you. You are so upset you become a hermit, and move into a cave in the woods.

    I wish I could fly.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Wish granted, but you drown before you get back up to the surface.

    I wish I could fly.

    you wake up tomorrow able to fly. sadly, you are now a mosquito.

    i wish i could live forever.
  • sira1234
    sira1234 Posts: 7
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    You find your treasure,and now rest at the bottom of the sea with it.


    I wish i had a more fitness friends!!
  • pudgeylou
    pudgeylou Posts: 202 Member
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    Wish granted, but you drown before you get back up to the surface.

    I wish I could fly.

    you wake up tomorrow able to fly. sadly, you are now a mosquito.

    i wish i could live forever.

    You will now live forever but you continue to age, by the age of 150 you look like a corpse anyway.

    I wish for a gorgeous, rich boyfriend who worships me.
  • celshade
    celshade Posts: 131 Member
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    You get a gorgeous, rich boyfriend that worships you so much he kills you and keeps your dead body preserved to admire you forever.

    I wish for non-porous and affordable Tupperware.
  • Bigjap666
    Bigjap666 Posts: 24 Member
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    You keep the body parts in the Tupperware


    I wish I was 24 again
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
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    You keep the body parts in the Tupperware


    I wish I was 24 again
    You are 24 again, but the time travel has taken a few of your limbs in the process.

    I wish for world peace!
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Your world peace is granted, there is peace on Mars.

    I wish my feet were smaller.
  • liltenji
    liltenji Posts: 69 Member
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    Your world peace is granted, there is peace on Mars.

    I wish my feet were smaller.

    Your feet are smaller but now your ears are massive!

    I wish I was at a concert!
  • ashesfromfire
    ashesfromfire Posts: 867 Member
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    I wish I was at a concert!
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    your at a justin bieber concert!!!!!

    I wish to be even sexier than I already am
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    @litenji: Wish granted! You are at a concert, in hell, where Hanson is playing MMMBop acoustic and they play it over and over again for eternity.

    @ashesfromfire: You are now sexier than before, however, our world has been taken over by religious extremists and you will now be hung for being found attractive.

    I wish HIV was cured. (have fun with that one!)
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
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    I wish HIV was cured. (have fun with that one!)

    HIV is cured but now every single other STI is incurable.

    I wish that every evil hearted person in world died.
  • mk226
    mk226 Posts: 1
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    I wish that every evil hearted person in world died. but results everyone but you is evil hearted and you end up alone


    i wish i was a famous soccer player
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I wish that every evil hearted person in world died. but results everyone but you is evil hearted and you end up alone


    i wish i was a famous soccer player

    You are now a famous soccer player... but soccer is still not popular or interesting, so it doesn't really matter.


    I wish children didn't die from diseases.
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
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    I wish that every evil hearted person in world died. but results everyone but you is evil hearted and you end up alone


    i wish i was a famous soccer player

    You are now a famous soccer player... but soccer is still not popular or interesting, so it doesn't really matter.


    I wish children didn't die from diseases.

    wish granted, but now children have taken over the world and force all the adults to live in prison cells

    i wish i had an ice cream maker!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    wish granted, but now children have taken over the world and force all the adults to live in prison cells

    i wish i had an ice cream maker!

    Wish granted, but the world is running out of water so all ice cream is made with urine.

    I wish God was real.
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
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    wish granted, but now children have taken over the world and force all the adults to live in prison cells

    i wish i had an ice cream maker!

    Wish granted, but the world is running out of water so all ice cream is made with urine.

    I wish God was real.

    wish granted....but he's the fire and brimstone wrathful, vengeful god in the OT.

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