Christmas Songs are starting...which is the worst?!

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  • Dominick the Donkey!


    Without a doubt.........and for obvious reasons! :grumble:
  • AmberJo1984
    AmberJo1984 Posts: 1,067 Member
    I was listening to a mix of Christmas music on the computer yesterday. I love ALL of it. HOWEVER.... When it go to the Destiny's Child christmas CD, I was about ready to throw my computer through the window. I just kept pushing "Next". I love their music... but, they seem to ruin any Christmas song they touch.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Least favorites:

    "Little Saint Nick" by the Beach Boys- it's just stupid
    "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" by Bing Crosby- I hate the line "...Rudolph the Red Beaked Reindeer" . I mean, REALLY?
    "Carol of the Bells" by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra- stresses me out
    "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"- UGH
    "The Grinch"- annoying and stupid lyrics. Great for a television show, not for the radio.

    I've never heard "Christmas Shoes" or "Dominick the Donkey", but I'm certain, after all I've heard about them, that I don't want to.

    Any version of an otherwise happy song sung too slowly makes it sound depressing. A Christmas song should not make you want to slit your wrists. Hello, it's Christmas, can we be happy?
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Pretty much anything that has children singing in it...IDK I just can not stand that!

    I KNOW!!! I hate to say it because it makes me sound like a horrible person. It's children!! I love children! But OMG, it's SOOOO ANNOYING! Almost as bad as the dog barking "Jingle Bells".
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,334 Member

    "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" by Bing Crosby- I hate the line "...Rudolph the Red Beaked Reindeer" . I mean, REALLY?

    Actually, its Dean Martin that sings that version. Other than that, I agree with your assessment. ;D
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member

    "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" by Bing Crosby- I hate the line "...Rudolph the Red Beaked Reindeer" . I mean, REALLY?

    Actually, its Dean Martin that sings that version. Other than that, I agree with your assessment. ;D

    Oh, you're right. OOPS!
  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    Santa Can You Here me - Brittany Spears
    that do they know its Christmas time song...
    also as others posted.. the christmas shoes song.


    i can deal with others or change the station.
  • MC. All I want for Christmas is you...

    This!! And that "Santa Baby" song....
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    I can't stand the George Michael "last Christmas I gave you my heart..."

    *shudder*
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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  • Artemis726
    Artemis726 Posts: 587 Member
    "Last Christmas" by Wham! Hands down. I hate that song...lol!
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    Dominic the Donkey.

    Absolutely drives me up the wall!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    call me the grinch but ALL freakin Christmas songs. When I start hearing them in October, I have a problem with that!
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
    Just downloaded the Bob River's Twisted Christmas app! :tongue:
  • Two Front Teeth
    Listening to that stinking song is like chewing tin foil!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Coincidentally...I love that damn song about the donkey lol

    Best Christmas song...EVER
  • Holly_penguin
    Holly_penguin Posts: 149 Member
    Dominic the Donkey is the worst.

    A close second is "Baby it's Cold Outside" or as my friend calles it "That holiday date rape song". She clearly professes her desire to leave and he plies her with alcohol and other illict substances (maybe one cigarette more?) to impare her judgement to stay.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    (looks away sarcastically)

    The Chanukah song...
  • Melo1966
    Melo1966 Posts: 881 Member
    Twelve Days of Christmas. It's like slowly...well...just imagine something gruesome and torturous. I don't want to ruin my appetite. Still eating breakfast here.

    When my children were younger we made up our own version each year and called it The Twelve Days of Nightmare Before Christmas.:laugh:

    On the first day a Vulture in a pine tree, two dead rats, etc
  • Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time...Beatles...makes me cringe just thinking about it.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    I can't stand the George Michael "last Christmas I gave you my heart..."

    *shudder*

    I've heard several covers of this song and I have to say that Taylor Swift's is by far the WORST.
  • itsDorian7
    itsDorian7 Posts: 105 Member
    White christmas, I'll be home for Christmas, nuts roasting on an open fire, and any other slow moaning song. Christmas shoes
    is really bad too.
  • rachelmorgan77
    rachelmorgan77 Posts: 131 Member
    Christmas shoes drives me nuts too. I work in a retirement/nursing home. I expect that most christmas they like I will simply tolerate. But for the love, Neil Diamond came on and I about lost it.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    I can't stand the George Michael "last Christmas I gave you my heart..."

    *shudder*

    I've heard several covers of this song and I have to say that Taylor Swift's is by far the WORST.

    Wait to you see the 'Crazy Frog' version...

    JM
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    "Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney

    /thread

    Yeah, that may be the most annoying Christmas song ever.
    But Lennon's Happy Xmas (War is Over) still gives me chills every time I hear it. It's my number one favorite Christmas song.
  • judypriv
    judypriv Posts: 206 Member
    Pretty much any Christmas song made after like 1975.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    Santa baby. Oh, and Baby it's Cold Outside. That one's kinda date rapey.
  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
    All of them suck.
  • palmerig88
    palmerig88 Posts: 623 Member
    The one where the lady sings jingle bells really fast and it sounds like she is on crack
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    I can't stand the George Michael "last Christmas I gave you my heart..."

    *shudder*

    I've heard several covers of this song and I have to say that Taylor Swift's is by far the WORST.

    Wait to you see the 'Crazy Frog' version...

    JM

    :huh: There's another? AND it's worse?? :noway: