I cant _______ without thinking of _________.

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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    I can't look at my ex-husband without thinking of him naked.
    I can't at my ex-husband without wondering why the hell I ever wanted to see him naked.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    I cant heat the office hyena without wanting to put a bullet in my head
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    I can't eat a banana without thinking of penis's......Sorry Truth!!!!

    Lolol...and I always get the bananas that look like they're on steroids. I will purposely eat them while driving. I've gotten some really interesting looks :blushing:
  • skittles1928
    skittles1928 Posts: 57 Member
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    I can't hear a phone vibrate without thinking of other things that vibrate. :blushing:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I can't listen to Justin Beiber or Carly Rae Jepsen without thinking about wanting to stab them in the eye with a spoon!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    I can't look at my ex-husband without thinking of him naked.
    I can't at my ex-husband without wondering why the hell I ever wanted to see him naked.

    LOL the "bedroom stuff" was the only thing we ever did (and occasionally still do) right :laugh:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    I can't listen to Justin Beiber or Carly Rae Jepsen without thinking about wanting to stab them in the eye with a spoon!

    Cheers to that! But I'd use a spork.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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    I can't __*kitten*__ without thinking of __*kitten*__.

    Oh c'mon, you know you were all thinking it. Sheesh.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    I can't do pelvic thrusts without thinking of your pelvic thrusts.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    I can't ....."wake up, breath, work, eat, or go to sleep"

    Without thinking of......"my baby."
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I can't look at Jillian Michals without thinking of punching her in the face.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?

    Win.
  • toottoots
    toottoots Posts: 67 Member
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    I cant poop without thinking of playdoh
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    I can't sit on pot of the double stall at work without thinking of Elaine Benes asking if the neighbor could spare a square.

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?

    Well played sir.
    Good one but no.
    Heather HA!
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    I can't look at Jillian Michals without thinking of punching her in the face.

    Truth!


    I can't sit down without thinking of all the housework I should be doing.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I can't change a diaper without thinking of Stripe from Gremlins saying, "Gizmo, caca!".
  • AmberLee2012
    AmberLee2012 Posts: 540
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    I can't listen to Nicki Manaj wihtout thinking of driving my car into a tree.

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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